Game #7: Patriots Slaughter Vikings 31-7

This was supposed to be a battle between a dominant rushing attack (Dillon, Maroney) and the league’s top run defense (Vikings). Instead, it was a route from the get-go as Tom Brady racked up nearly 400 yards passing enroute to a 31-7 slaughter of the Vikings in the Metrodome.

Reche Caldwell scores on the opening drive

The night started right with the Patriots driving the length of the field and scoring on a Brady pass to Reche Caldwell. After a Gostkowski field goal in the second quarter, the Patriots made it a 17-0 halftime lead on a Brady 9-yard pass to Ben Watson.


Rodney with a pick on the goal line

In the second half the Patriots stayed aggressive on offense. After a great punt return for a Viking touchdown by Mewelde Moore, Lauence Maroney struck back with a 77 yard kickoff return that set up another Brady touchdown pass, this one to Troy Brown. The scoring was capped off by a terrific effort from Chad Jackson to get a 10 yard touchdown pass from Brady.

Ben Watson into the end zone

It was nice to see the offense finally begin to gel, as it was clear to see that Brady is getting comfortable with his new receiving corps, and that it is quite possibly an upgrade from what he had with Branch and Givens. Caldwell, Gabriel, Jackson and Brown all contributed last night, paving the way for TE Ben Watson to have another dominant performance.

The defense gave up some yards in chunks, but really exhibited the “bend but don’t break” mentality, forcing turnovers at key times. Brad Johnson looked rattled all night as the Pats got continuous pressure and disrupted passing lanes. The defense collected 4 sacks and 4 interceptions as they gave up no points, the only Vikings score coming on special teams.

The Patriots record is now 6-1 as they prepare for next Sunday night’s game aganst the 7-0 Indianapolis Colts.


Game Statistics

PATRIOTS

7

10

14

0

-

31

Minnesota

0

0

7

0

-

7

Passing: Brady, 29/43, 372 yards, 4 TD, 1 INT

Rushing: Maroney, 8/34

Receiving: Watson, 7/95 yards, 1 TD. Caldwell, 7/84 yards, 1 TD

Sacks: Banta-Cain (2), Green, Seymour

Interceptions: Vrabel, C. Scott, Harrison, Hobbs

Ten Reasons to Vote GOP

This is borrowed directly from The Liberal Avenger… great stuff!

10 Reasons to Vote for the GOP

Anyone else see the humor here?

In the five years since 9/11:
1. We have Eight and one half trillion dollars of national debt, which is currently increasing at about one trillion dollars every 2 years. That is trillion… one times ten to the twelfth order of magnitude… that is one million times one million dollars of additional debt every two years. To put it into perspective: That is like every two years, telling one million of our sweet innocent children who otherwise could have been millionaires, that they will never be millionaires because their first million, their first million is going have to be used to pay off the national debt.
2. Thousands of weapons the United States has provided Iraqi security forces cannot be accounted for and spare parts and repair manuals are unavailable for many others, a new report to Congress says.
3. 2,821 America Soldiers have died in Iraq, 20,887 wounded in Iraq alone.
4. 435 detainees, though never charged, may never see home again
5. Our constitution has been dismantled.
6. Our civil liberties are a thing of the past
7. Torture is now the American way
8. We are no longer a country that other, less fortunate countries look up to
9. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi’s have died due to our occupation
10. Where is Osama? Besides on the side of the GOP, that is…

Yep, I think the sane and rational should pay attention to Osama. He says the Dems can’t be trusted… who are we to argue?

Pot, Meet Kettle

So Lynne Cheney goes on the air this weekend (CNN) denying that she wrote any explicit lesbian sex scenes in her book “Sisters” while the GOP starts in on Virginia Senate Candidate Jim Webb for writing graphic, underage homosexual sex scenes.

My God people, it is fiction. And it is fiction based on Mr. Webb’s witnessing of events that took place during the Vietnam War. And it is fiction that has been publicly praised by Senator John McCain for helping to tell the story of the troops who served during that war. If you want to be pissed at Webb, there’s plenty of reason outside of this book. He has written critically about women in the military and made some disparaging comments about the victims of the Tailhook scandal.

Here is a review of the book from the U.S. Marine Corps own web site:


Now
, according to Lynne Cheney, she wrote no explicit scenes and there were only inferences at lesbian relationships. Let’s see what some anonymous reviews on Amazon say about this, shall we?

Review #1:
I obtained a copy of “Sisters” after seeing Lynne Cheney deny there was any lesbianism in her book.

It was painful and boring reading. Lynne Cheney’s prose is labored, affected, and chock-full of corny cliches. The book, however, is definitely full of lesbian sex, brothels, attempted rapes, politicians in bed with their mistresses, etc… amidst some Wyoming ranchers’ imagery. This is derfinitely not a “moral values” book.

What I find perfectly delicious and so ironic is that, at the time Lynne Cheney was writing this potboiler, she was raising young daughters…

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing hypocrites hoist on their own petard.

Review #2:
I loved this book. Even though Lynne said today on CNN that there was no lesbian story here - well I beg to differ! This is hot and steamy frontier lovin’! Boy do Lynne and her husband know fiction! In fact that’s all they know! Tellin’ stories! ——- But I still had to give it only one star because it’s soft-porn and I am a literary snob. But secretly I take this book out to the woodshed.

Review #3:
This story of a Washington wife who leaves her powerful husband to join a womyn’s commune is charged with the kind of eroticism you just don’t expect from the Second Lady of the United States of America. I was amazed at how graphically Ms. Cheney details the commune’s daily “massage classes” and their predictable free-for-all aftermaths, while at the same time delivering a devastating critique of phallocentric discourse in modern culture. I can’t wait for the sequel, in which the Sisters declare war against the male-dominated multinational corporation that is threatening to foreclose on their commune. Four Stars!

These reviewers say it all.

A Reminder…

…that mid-term elections are one week from tomorrow.

Also, a reminder to those voting that today is the 1,276th day since major combat operations ended in Iraq (”Mission Accomplished”). All of the American soldiers and Iraqi civilians who have died since then must be figments of my imagination.

Great Cheney Cartoon

Letterman Nails O’Reilly

Go get ‘im, Dave!

Part One

Part Two

Olbermann: RIP, ST

Too funny!

Political Ad: Stay the Course

Direct from the President’s mouth to your ears.

Some Enlightenment on the Current GOP

Here is a great editorial piece from Shakespeare’s Sister. Very well written, Sis.

“Tradition” is the Ultimate Dog Whistle

- October 27, 2006

The GOP is the party that will protect traditional values. That’s what we hear all the time. Don’t want the radical homosexual agenda to render marriage and families obsolete? Vote Republican! Don’t want abortion to be used by soulless hussies as a form of birth control? Vote Republican! Don’t want erase our identity as a Christian nation? Vote Republican! Don’t want to see Christmas and Easter made illegal? Vote Republican!

Never mind whether the threats aren’t true; the message is what’s important, and it’s quite clear: Republicans will protect your way of life and what you believe in. They’ll protect tradition.

Liberals see an American tradition of slowly but surely making good on that promise of equality for every citizen, but we tend to call it “progress” and ourselves “progressives.” Social conservatives, on the other hand, define American tradition as the good old days, when there was no question that men were superior to women, straights were superior to gays, and whites were superior to everyone else. They want to preserve and protect that “tradition,” and, though some of them call themselves culture warriors, mostly they call themselves “traditionalists.”

Not only is that shorter than “sexist, racist, homophobic retrofuck jackholes,” but it sounds a lot nicer, too.

“Tradition” is the kind of word that appeals to people who don’t pay attention all that much, but might have a notion that the world is changing more rapidly than they can comfortably keep up with, who have heard some things about how feminism is responsible for the breakdown in the family and maybe that explains why all of Junior’s friends are such smart-alecks; maybe their mothers are feminists. “Tradition” is a word that plays well with that mushy middle, who can’t be bothered to examine anything too closely.

But it’s an even better word for speaking to the unabashed bigots of the base, reassuring them that they’re right to hate women and gays and brown people, and promising them, without saying as much, they’ll be protected from the onslaught of the radical hordes. America’s great tradition of conferring undeserved privilege on you won’t fail. Not on our watch. “Tradition” is the ultimate dog whistle to the social conservative base.

In Tennessee, where the bitter Senate race between white Republican Bob Corker and black Democrat Harold Ford, Jr. has escalated into one of the ugliest campaigns in recent memory, the GOP has sent out a flyer to voters which says across its top: “Vote early to preserve your way of life.” Already it’s being called out for its nefarious implications, as well it should be—when social conservatives issue promises to protect tradition, our first response should be pointing out the tradition to which they refer is not worth protecting.

Proponents of “traditionalism” like to conjure images of the America that most Americans know from shows like Leave It to Beaver, but never experienced firsthand—it is a rare family indeed who never struggled for money, weathered a layoff, suffered an extended illness or loss, or fell out with each other, not to mention had no friends of color, gay friends (or members), or, ya know, daughters. The reality that most families aren’t a picture of Christian white perfection, and never were, doesn’t stop people from imagining the opposite, however. And that’s what makes “tradition” the ultimate dog whistle—it doesn’t just send a covert message, but makes people come running, panting and wagging their tales eagerly in search of a reward, a glorious something that never existed.

Of course, it the nonexistence of this perfect America, in spite of illusions to the contrary, that created the beloved “traditions” of racism, sexism, and homophobia in the first place. The dangling enticement of a happy family, supported by a single secure and well-paid job, in which no one is wracked with disillusionment, dispossession, or a lack of opportunity—an invitation to join for which most Americans are never given the chance to RSVP—creates the resentment and scapegoating that are the foundations of social conservative traditionalism. If I don’t have everything I want, it’s got to be somebody’s fault. And the GOP is always happy to point a finger in the direction of the already-marginalized.

They’re the ones—they’re the ones taking away what you deserve, the uppity niggers, the Jews, the illegals, the feminazis, the purveyors of the radical homosexual agenda. It’s them, but if you vote for us, we’ll protect you.

It’s the siren song that has hoodwinked generations of poor white Americans into voting for the GOP—and while the GOP keeps distracting them with promises to preserve tradition, they continue to redistribute wealth up the ladder away from them, doing precisely the thing they accuse the scapegoats of doing. But as long as there are scapegoats, the real culprit goes unnoticed by its victims.

That’s the tradition the GOP likes. And that’s the tradition they really want to protect.

Then there are the people who know the score, who get the game that’s being played, and don’t care—because they just liked things better when women and people of color and the LGBT community were to be unseen and unheard. They don’t like them. They don’t like the thought of working for a woman, or the thought of a black man marrying a nice white girl, or seeing two men holding hands on the street. And they call themselves “traditionalists” to mask their overt hatred of a changing world where their aesthetic only exists in podunk backwaters in which they’d never deign to live. It’s the height of insolence, in their view, that a metropolis like New York or Chicago has the temerity to be metropolitan—sophisticated, multicultural, progressive.

What a conundrum for a culture warrior like Bill O’Reilly who has to stoop to making his millions working in a cesspool like New York City; thank Christ for the suburbs. And even there, you see working women and nouveau riche tokens and two confirmed bachelors living in the same house—shit. But at least it’s better than living in a trailer park in Indiana where the air reeks of meth and hillbillies might make you vomit with their desperate ignorance of foie gras and four-syllable words.

The GOP is happy to cater to these people, too.

Which is why, though we hear that the GOP is just using sexism or racism or homophobia as a marketing tool—they don’t really hate those people; look at all the women and minorities and gays in their ranks!—they’re still out there selling protection of tradition, blowing that dog whistle like there’s no tomorrow…because even if they don’t hate the disenfranchised, their base does. And without that base, there really won’t be a tomorrow for the GOP.

NFL Update

NFL STANDINGS

Through Week Seven

AFC EAST

New England

5

1

0

136

80

New York

4

3

0

147

173

Buffalo

2

5

0

100

153

Miami

1

6

0

102

145

AFC NORTH

Baltimore

4

2

0

110

69

Cincinnati

4

2

0

128

113

Pittsburgh

2

4

0

144

125

Cleveland

1

5

0

88

126

AFC SOUTH

Indianapolis

6

0

0

171

122

Jacksonville

3

3

0

125

101

Houston

2

4

0

99

154

Tennessee

1

5

0

85

157

AFC WEST

Denver

5

1

0

79

44

San Diego

4

2

0

178

85

Kansas City

3

3

0

117

124

Oakland

1

5

0

72

135

NFC EAST

New York

4

2

0

163

131

Philadelphia

4

3

0

200

147

Dallas

3

3

0

169

118

Washington

2

5

0

140

171

NFC NORTH

Chicago

6

0

0

180

59

Minnesota

4

2

0

120

95

Green Bay

2

4

0

121

162

Detroit

1

6

0

132

189

NFC SOUTH

New Orleans

5

1

0

145

110

Atlanta

4

2

0

124

107

Carolina

4

3

0

123

128

Tampa Bay

2

4

0

85

125

NFC WEST

Seattle

4

2

0

121

142

St. Louis

4

2

0

139

128

San Francisco

2

4

0

124

194

Arizona

1

6

0

120

165

Week Seven Scores

Rick’s Power Rankings – After Week #7

1.

Chicago Bears (6-0)

- Bye

E

2.

Indianapolis Colts (6-0)

- Their running game is showing signs of life. Their run defense isn’t. Now the schedule will begin to take its toll.

E

3.

New England Patriots (5-1)

- Defense looking like a Patriots defense, and Brady starting to look a bit more comfortable. Just in time, as the schedule gets harder for the next couple of games.

+1

4.

New Orleans Saints (5-1)

- Bye

-1

5.

Denver Broncos (5-1)

- Defense carrying them, but that is just fine for now.

+1

6.

Atlanta Falcons (4-2)

- Vick looked like a MVP for a week. Can he do it two weeks in a row?

+5

7.

Cincinnati Bengals (4-2)

- Gutsy performance against the Panthers. Now they need a couple more.

+5

8.

San Diego Chargers (4-2)

- A spirited try against the Chiefs, but this team isn’t going to win many close games on the road.

-3

9.

Baltimore Ravens (4-2)

- Bye

+1

10.

St. Louis Rams (4-2)

- Bye

+3

11.

Minnesota Vikings (4-2)

- Terrific effort against the Seahawks; what a difference a year makes.

+6

12.

New York Giants (4-2)

- Barber’s playing with a purpose, and Eli is making the throws. The defense is banged up and that might be very problematic.

+4

13.

Seattle Seahawks (4-2)

- Ugly loss at home to the Vikings; this team is looking less and less threatening. With Hasselbeck out, the Patriots first round draft plans are looking up!

-6

14.

Carolina Panthers (4-3)

- Losing to Bengals breaks the momentum. They can’t afford to lose too many games in this division.

-6

15.

Philadelphia Eagles (4-3)

- I saw this coming. It’s not that Philly is bad; it’s that they aren’t as good as they were made out to be at the beginning of the year.

-6

16.

New York Jets (4-3)

- Another good performance; this team is a legitimate playoff contender.

+2

17.

Jacksonville Jaguars (3-3)

- Ugly loss in a game they needed to win. It’s already time to be thinking wildcard rather than division.

-3

18.

Kansas City Chiefs (3-3)

- Huard and Johnson rally the troops back after a loss. They are still hanging in there.

+2

19.

Dallas Cowboys (3-3)

- Drew making Drew-like decisions, which is why Romo will be the starter. Playoff plans should be put on hold for a year or so.

-4

20.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-4)

- The defense is getting back to its usual, smothering self.

+4

21.

Pittsburgh Steelers (2-4)

- They needed that game against the Falcons; 7 of their 9 remaining games are against legitimately tough teams. Get the fork ready… they are almost done.

-2

22.

Houston Texans (2-4)

- They battered the Jaguars. Carr looks like a different player this year.

+4

23.

San Francisco 49ers (2-4)

- Bye

E

24.

Green Bay Packers (2-4)

- Confidence building for this young club. Favre seems to have gotten the memo that he is supposed to throw to the guys wearing the same color uniform as his.

+3

25.

Buffalo Bills (2-5)

- Turnovers kill.

-4

26.

Washington Redskins (2-5)

- Good first half against the Colts, but this team is not going to the playoffs on Mark Brunell’s arm.

-4

27.

Tennessee Titans (1-5)

- Bye

+2

28.

Cleveland Browns (1-5)

- Game effort against the Broncs, but this team is hitting bottom.

E

29.

Oakland Raiders (1-5)

- Raiders win? Just when you think there is one constant in the universe…

+3

30.

Detroit Lions (1-6)

- They can score, just not enough to make up for the defense.

E

31.

Arizona Cardinals (1-6)

- They lost to the Raiders, badly. Let’s officially declare this the second most over-hyped team of the year, right after Miami.

-6

32.

Miami Dolphins (1-6)

- OK, the Fins have become the team I refuse to pick again. This team flat out sucks. As a result, there is a new team at #32 this week.

-1

Week Eight Picks

Arizona at Green Bay

Can Arizona get worse? Maybe. Don’t look for Favre to pass up this opportunity for a win. Pack by 6.

Atlanta at Cincinnati

Close game comes down to the kickers. Bengals by 3.

Baltimore at New Orleans

The Saints keep marching while the Ravens slide into second. New Orleans by 5.

Houston at Tennessee

The Texans approach respectability while the Titans plan for the future. Houston by 6.

Jacksonville at Philadelphia

The Eagles stop the nosedive at the expense of the Jaguars. Philly by 4.

Seattle at Kansas City

The on-again, off-again Chiefs are on-again; the Hawks are flying with no wings. Kansas City by 7.

San Francisco at Chicago

The streak continues another week. Bears by 10, with or without an offense.

Tampa Bay at N.Y. Giants

Giants D is banged up, and the Bucs are trying to survive a brutal string of games. Upset: Tampa Bay by 2.

St. Louis at San Diego

Charges D shuts down the Rams new-look offense. San Diego by 4.

Indianapolis at Denver

Peyton gets his first real dose of reality this year; Broncos by 3.

N.Y. Jets at Cleveland

Jets keep flying; New York by 3.

Pittsburgh at Oakland

The Raiders win streak stops at one. Steelers one step closer to getting back in the hunt; Pittsburgh by 8.

Dallas at Carolina

The Cats scratch Romo; Panthers by 5.

New England at Minnesota

The Patriots begin to look like a team whose dynasty is not yet over; Pats by 7.

Open date: Buffalo, Detroit, Miami, Washington

Last Week: 4-9

Season: 63-37 (63%)