Valerie in Wonderland

Good interview here by Jon Stewart:

Week 7 Power Rankings and Week 8 Picks

I don’t think either the Patriots or the Colts will fall into the trap of looking past this week’s opponents prior to their Week 9 match-up. The Pats roster underwent some changes this week with the release of DT Santonio Thomas and the activation of Richard Seymour from the Physically Unable to Perform (PUP) list. I am hoping he is ready to see some playing time, as the Pats run defense could use the help.

Other notes from this week:

* Jets linebacker Jonathan Vilma has been placed on Injured Reserve, ending his season.

* Vinny Testaverde will start at QB this weekend for the Panthers against the Colts.

Power Rankings: Week #7

1. New England Patriots (7-0, unchanged)

Run defense the only apparent flaw in what is quickly becoming one of the greatest teams ever.

2. Indianapolis Colts (5-0, unchanged)

Colts thrashed the Jags and appear ready for a showdown against the Patriots.

3. Dallas Cowboys (6-1, +1)

Not an overwhelming win against the Vikings, but a nice recovery from the whipping by the Patriots.

4. Green Bay Packers (5-1, +1)

Bye week with a Monday night showdown with the Broncos coming up.

5. New York Giants (5-2, +3)

Granted it was against the 49ers, but it was still an impressive win.

6. Pittsburgh Steelers (4-2, -3)

The loss against the Broncos told us what we need to know; the Steelers are not ready to be considered among the AFC elite.

7. Tennessee Titans (4-2, +4)

Bironas negated what was otherwise a complete meltdown against the Texans.

8. Detroit Lions (4-2, +9)

Don’t look now, but the Lions are a respectable team.

9. Carolina Panthers (4-2, +1)

Bye week. Game against Indy a huge test for this team.

10. Washington Redskins (4-2, +2)

Nearly blew what was otherwise a good performance against the Cardinals. Upcoming game against the Patriots is a major test.

11. Jacksonville Jaguars (4-2, -5)

To lose against the Colts isn’t the problem… to not show up is.

12. Baltimore Ravens (4-3, -3)

Too many penalties and not enough execution against the Bills.

13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-3, -6)

Mistakes against the Lions put them in a hole they couldn’t dig out of.

14. San Diego Chargers (3-3, -1)

Bye week.

15. Kansas City Chiefs (4-3, unchanged)

Tight win against the Raiders gets them into the early playoff hunt.

16. Cleveland Browns (3-3, -2)

Bye week.

17. Seattle Seahawks (3-3, +3)

Ain’t it great to play the Rams twice a season?

18. Denver Broncos (3-3, +7)

Big win over the Steelers, but still a porous run defense.

19. Arizona Cardinals (3-4, -1)

Missed field goal and too many turnovers the difference.

20. Houston Texans (3-4, -4)

Great fourth quarter comeback wasted by defensive breakdown. Too bad.

21. Minnesota Vikings (2-4, -2 )

A young, promising team that is just not ready to win consistently.

22. Oakland Raiders (2-4, -1)

Tough loss to the Chiefs has the raiders fading.

23. Chicago Bears (3-4, unchanged)

Brian Giese isn’t the answer, but he’s better than Rex Grossman.

24. Philadelphia Eagles (2-4, -2)

Color me fooled; I never should have picked the Eagles to win the division.

25. San Francisco 49ers (2-4, -1)

Four turnovers and thirteen penalties mean a bad team gets worse.

26. New Orleans Saints (2-4, unchanged)

Bush’s grit makes the difference this week.

27. Buffalo Bills (2-4, unchanged)

Good showing against the Ravens after the Monday debacle.

28. Cincinnati Bengals (2-4, unchanged)

Watson’s huge day keeps the Bengals hanging by a thread.

29. New York Jets (1-6, unchanged)

Vilma’s loss seals this team’s fate.

30. Atlanta Falcons (1-6, unchanged)

Just couldn’t pull it out against the Saints.

31. Miami Dolphins (0-7, unchanged)

42-7 at halftime. And Don Shula wants to question the legacy of the Patriots? Shut up, Don.

32. St. Louis Rams (0-7, unchanged)

Can Bulger and Jackson get them their first win in Week 8?

Game Predictions for Week #8:

Detroit over Chicago - I’ll go out on a small limb and say that the Lions are for real and that the Bears aren’t

Cincinnati over Pittsburgh - Second straight upset I am calling this week an the Bengals struggle to stay alive

Indianapolis over Carolina - No upset here

Tennessee over Oakland - The wheels start to come off for Oakland

Cleveland over St. Louis - The Rams are due for a win and have Bulger and Jackson back, but I think the Browns are just a better team

New York Giants over Miami - Is it possible that the Fins will go 0-16? They’ll get one step closer this week

Minnesota over Philadelphia - Here is a nightmare of a game to pick; the inconsistent Eagles against the inconsistent Vikings… take the Vikes at home

Buffalo over New York Jets - Upset? Not really. The Bills appear to be the better team and the Jets are reeling

San Diego over Houston - The Chargers continue working their way out of their early season hole; the Texans aren’t getting any breaks of late

Tampa Bay over Jacksonville - The Bucs should pull this out against the on-again, off-again Jags

New Orleans over San Francisco - Alex Smith is back for the Niners, but it won’t save them

New England over Washington - This will likely be New England’s closest game yet, but they have enough to get past the Redskins

Denver over Green Bay - If the Packers had a running game I would pick them; they don’t, so I won’t

Last Week: 9-5

Season: 68-35 (.660)

Jedi Quiz

Click below for a fun little Jedi quiz if you are a Star Wars fan. As you can see below, I am a Jedi Master, even though I spent my whole time chasing Padme.


how jedi are you?
:: by lawrie malen

Response to Rick’s Weight Loss Initiative

Wow, what a terrific response in only the first day! (original post: 10/12/07)

Thanks to those who have agreed to sponsor my weight loss and contribute to Thirst Relief International.

I will keep this particular post updated with the list of sponsors and keep re-posting it until the weight loss campaign formally begins.

Sponsors (in chronological order):

Rick Olshak - $5 per pound
Jim Almeda - $1 per pound; flat $100 if more than 50 pounds are lost
Joe Palmo - $1 per pound
Sandy Colbs - $1 per pound
Diane Dean - $1 per pound
Vincent S. Boyd - $1 per pound; plus $1 for each pound he loses
Jason Robbins - $1 per pound
Jill Camper - $1 per pound
Mark Cassata - $1 per pound
Mike Breitner - $1 per pound
Brandie Miller Riegle - $1 per pound
Ann Caldwell - $1 per pound
Mary Weber - $1 per pound
Allison Graham - $1 per pound
Jason Nippa - $1 per pound
Dave Horstein - $1 per pound
Kevin Martin - $1 per pound
Tom Palmer - $1 per pound, plus matching if it stays off for a year
Gigi Fansler - $1 per pound

Current Total (as of 10/23/2007): $23 per pound plus incentives

Thank you folks! Once I can drop this weight, it’s going to mean a lot of less fortunate people getting clean drinking water.

RED SOX WIN PENNANT!


Dustin Pedroia hits a key two-run home run in the seventh

In 2004, when the Red Sox went down 3 games to none to the Yankees, I knew they were going to come back and win it. Don’t ask me how; I just knew it. So I will be completely honest in saying I really wasn’t expecting the Bosox to pull it off this year. Perhaps the make-up of the team is just different, but I didn’t feel that same sense of certainty this year.

With that said, the Boston Red Sox outscored the Cleveland Indians 30-5 in the past three games and secured their place in the 2007 World Series against the Colorado Rockies.

The Indians played a good series and even tonight Jake Westbrook pitched another great game to keep the Indians in the hunt. But the Red Sox got solid pitching from Hideki Okajima to keep the Indians contained until the Bosox’ bats came alive. Dustin Pedroia had a key two run homer to give the Red Sox a cushion and then Kevin Youkilis crushed a ball that put the exclamation point on their twelfth American league pennant.

No word yet from Ryan Garko yet on how that champagne tastes on the road.

Bring on the Rockies
Red Sox heading back to World Series after downing Tribe
By Ian Browne / MLB.com

BOSTON — Much like the flow of this entire American League Championship Series, Game 7 had teetering momentum, leaving die-hards and casual observers alike to wonder which team was in control. But just when doubt began to creep in for the home team, the Red Sox got a couple of breaks and then created some of their own, advancing to the World Series with an 11-2 victory over the hard-fighting and talented Cleveland Indians.

And thus, the Red Sox completed their dramatic comeback from 3-1 down in this series, becoming the first team in Major League history to pull off that feat three times. Just like the Red Sox of 1986 and 2004, the ‘07 team is going to the World Series, where they will face the sizzling Colorado Rockies, beginning Wednesday night at Fenway Park. In all, 66 teams have faced a 3-1 deficit in the postseason and the Red Sox became just the 11th to crawl out of it.

Full story here…

ALCS SCORES:

Boston Red Sox 10 Cleveland Indians 3
Cleveland Indians 13 Boston Red Sox 6
Cleveland Indians 4 Boston Red Sox 2
Cleveland Indians 7 Boston Red Sox 3
Boston Red Sox 7 Cleveland Indians 1
Boston Red Sox 12 Cleveland Indians 2
Boston Red Sox 11 Cleveland Indians 2

Pats improve to 7-0 with dominating offensive win

Without question, this is an impressive New England Patriots squad. That said, the defensive performance needs to improve after poor tackling that allowed the Miami Dolphins to score 28 points (21 on offense) in a 49-28 rout by the Patriots.


Tom Brady celebrates his record-setting performance

No matter how good the offensive performance, the defense is in for a long week of practice. There is no question that the defensive line is missing the presence of Richard Seymour, who at last word might not be returning until after the bye week. Ronnie Brown ran for 76 yards on 17 carries, while Jesse Chatman amassed 73 yards on only 7 carries. Something needs to be done to improve the performance against the run with a game looming against Clinton Portis and the Washington Redskins next week.

The offensive hero of the game was once again Tom Brady, who threw for a franchise record six touchdowns, going 21 for 25 with 354 yards. Randy Moss made two terrific catches against double teams in the end zone for touchdowns in compiling 122 yards on 4 catches, while Wes Welker racked up 138 yards on 9 catches with two touchdowns, once again proving himself to be the most dangerous third receiver in the league. Laurence Maroney returned to the lineup for the Patriots, carrying the ball 6 times for 31 yards.


Randy Moss making an acrobatic grab for a touchdown

The Patriots now face the Redskins at home before visiting Indianapolis prior to going into the bye week. Given their performance so far, I am convinced the Pats are the class of the league, with only Indy even close. If the run defense was playing well, I don’t think anyone could play with them. But until that happens, the Patriots are still vulnerable to any team with an effective running attack, and the next two games feature teams with just such attacks. The next two weeks will tell us whether the Pats are simply one of the best teams we have seen in the past decade, or if they are potentially one of the greatest teams ever.

Game re-cap here

Gamebook here

Video highlights here

Pats showing "killer instinct" this season

Here is a great article talking about the new attitude the Patriots have been showing this season. Even in their three championship seasons, the Pats were generally not blowing teams out, and always graciously knelt on the ball when in scoring position with little time left.

Not this year.

This year the Patriots seem determined to leave an impression in their opponent’s minds of just how good they are and how dominant they can be.

Some would argue they are running up the score. I disagree. I enjoy seeing this killer instinct, this desire to so thoroughly trash the opponent that there is no question left as to who was the better team on the field. It’s a refreshing change from the Patriots, one that signals to me that nothing less than a Super Bowl championship will be tolerated by this team.

6 games down. If they keep this attitude for 13 more games they will no doubt bring home their fourth Lombardi trophy in seven years.

Kneel before the Pats — ’cause the Pats ain’t kneeling
By Bill Simmons
Updated: October 16, 2007, 1:47 PM ET

Right after Junior Seau’s interception clinched the Patriots’ 48-27 victory in Dallas on Sunday, my BlackBerry vibrated with a six-word text from my friend Willy:

“Here comes the Eff You TD.”

Three minutes later, it happened: Fourth-string running back Kyle Eckel rammed home a fourth-and-1 carry with 19 seconds remaining in a 14-point game. Normally, you take a knee there … but not this year. Back in the mid-’80s, every time the Celtics walked off an opposing floor after a hard-fought road victory, a giddy Kevin McHale clenched his fists, raised his Frankenstein arms above his head and showed off his victorious armpits. This was the hairy victory cigar of the Bird era. Maybe the 2007 Patriots don’t have anything as magical as McHale’s pits, but they do have the “Eff You TD.” It’s their little way of telling the other 31 teams, “You took shots at us after the Jets game, you discredited our three Super Bowls, you pretended we were the only team stealing opposing signals when everyone does it, so you know what? Eff you.”

You might remember me bringing this up in my Week 4 picks column: “Yeah, it’s wrong to run up the score. I’d be the first one to admit it. But it’s a natural reaction to the way they were vilified for two straight weeks. The rest of the nation turned them into a mutant cross between Cobra Kai and the Yankees, so screw it, they’re acting like the Cobra Kai Yankees. Can you blame them? I can’t answer that one objectively, so I won’t try. But if you don’t think they’ll be running up the score in Cincinnati on Monday night, you’re crazy.”

What happened in that Bengals game? Leading by 14 points with nine minutes left, the Pats commenced a climactic 85-yard drive by putting Brady in the shotgun, then throwing five straight times before following it up with three Sammy Morris handoffs that brought them to Cincy’s 14-yard line with 3:24 remaining. Teams always run out the clock, make the opposing team burn the rest of its timeouts and kick the game-clinching field goal here, right? Not the 2007 Cobra Kai Yankees. Coming off a Cincy timeout, Brady nailed Moss for a 14-yard touchdown. In other words, eff you.

As you might have heard by now, the Patriots are 6-0, they’ve outscored opponents by a 230-92 margin, and Tom Brady might quintuple Gus Frerotte’s QB rating before everything’s said and done. In each of those six wins, they specifically went for a meaningless touchdown just to stick it to their opponents. Here’s the complete list:

Week 1 at New York Jets (38-14): 1-yard TD by Heath Evans, 1:58 left.

Week 2 vs. San Diego (38-14): 3-yard TD by Sammy Morris, 3:18 left.

Week 3 vs. Buffalo (38-7): 45-yard TD catch by Randy Moss, 10:22 left.

Week 4 at Cincy (34-17): 14-yard TD catch by Randy Moss, 3:18 left.

Week 5 vs. Cleveland (34-17): 15-yard fumble return TD by Randall Gay, 0:42 left.

(Important note: This came one play after the Pats failed to convert the “Eff You TD” on fourth-and-goal from Cleveland’s 4 when Brady just missed Kyle Brady in the end zone.)

Week 6 vs. Dallas (48-27): 1-yard TD run by Kyle Eckel, 0:19 left.

What does this all mean, other than we should start preparing ourselves for the first 100-point game in NFL history against the Jets in Week 15? We have our first potentially dominant team of the hard-cap era, but more importantly, we have our first true NFL villain since the Raiders in the late-’70s. People hate this team. They want them to lose. It’s like having the ‘96 Bulls back, only if everyone despised them and MJ played garbage-time minutes just to make sure every opponent lost by 20-plus points.

Regardless of how you feel about the 2007 Patriots, at the very least, you have to admit the following three things:

1. You haven’t seen football played this well in a long time. Three weeks ago, Malcolm Gladwell e-mailed me to say he was heading to Europe and wanted to know if there was a Web site that allowed him to buy a game tape of the Pats-Bengals game and have it Fed Ex’ed to him. When I asked why he didn’t TiVo the game and just watch it when he came back, Gladwell explained he didn’t want to wait that long — the Pats were playing at such a high level, he was fascinated with them in a way that went beyond football. And it’s true. We haven’t seen anything like this with professional sports in a while. When Dallas took the lead in the third quarter Sunday, the thing that amazed me wasn’t that it happened, but how assured I was the Patriots would immediately answer with a score. There was no doubt in my mind. Honestly, I haven’t felt this way about a Boston team since the ‘86 Celtics.

2. Barring injuries, it’s going to be an enormous, enormous deal if somebody beats New England this season. That’s the sign of a truly great team, regardless of the sport. During my sophomore year in college, I remember watching the ‘89 Niners and thinking, “There’s no way in hell they can be beaten. You’d need about 35 things to happen.” As it turned out, they outscored their opponents by a 442-253 margin in the regular season, lost two games by a total of five points and rolled through their three playoff opponents by the unfathomable score of 126-26. Yeah, the ‘92 Cowboys were great; so were the ‘94 Niners and the ‘98 Broncos. But the ‘89 Niners were on a different level, and we haven’t seen anything like it since. Now we’re seeing it again.

3. It’s fun to have a old-school villain in sports again, right? There’s a reason every sports movie has a bad guy in it. There’s a reason “USA 4, USSR 3″ was the single greatest moment in American sports history. There’s a reason people enjoy hating the Yankees and Duke as much as they do.

Over the past 25 years, we’ve found more and more ways to become attached to sporting events — there are fantasy teams, office pools, gambling and everything else. On Sundays during the NFL season, I’m rooting for so many different things that I can’t even keep track of everything. But here’s a case in which sports has been reduced to the purest form: A great football team broke the rules and paid the price; media members and NFL folks had a field day excoriating the team for what happened; somewhere along the line, people decided the team’s Super Bowls were tainted even though the NFL didn’t send out its much-discussed memo about videotaping opposing signals until September 2006; and that’s when the team made the collective decision, “You know what? Eff you!”

It’s a two-word phrase that can’t be printed on ESPN.com, but it’s become the mantra of the 2007 Patriots season. Eff you. You can see it with every rubbing-it-in touchdown in the fourth quarter, as well as every “Get ‘em a body bag … YEAHHHHHHHHH!” reaction on the sidelines after it happens. You can see it with Brady’s ticked-off game face that hasn’t changed for five straight weeks. You can see it with Belichick’s super-satisfied grin during the postgame handshake with the opposing coach — especially with Wade Phillips, who made the fatal mistake of taking a shot at the Pats this week, when Belichick looked liked he was dying to tell him, “Man, imagine what the score could have been had if we were allowed to videotape your terrible coaching signals!”

It’s a great football team with an even greater edge. If you’re rooting against them, you hate them for it. If you’re rooting for them, you love it and feel the same way. Best of all, there’s no middle ground. Maybe the 2007 Pats were caught stealing signals, but only one signal matters anymore: two middle fingers turned toward the sky.

More Conservative lies…

…and fear-mongering.

The Conservatives are desperate to push an agenda that deprives Americans of individual liberties and demonizes Islam, all in the interest of “national security.”

Here is an advertisement I got from a conservative group (Conservative DVD Club) today. I just love how Islam is misrepresented to serve a perverted purpose by supposed “Christians” who wouldn’t know the message of Christ if it bit them in the ass.

Keep sending me those conservative mailing lists, and I’ll keep baking them here. I have absolutely had it with self-serving monsters like this who undermine the fabric of our democracy.

“Islam: What the West Needs to Know”

Since 9/11, numerous Western leaders have insisted that Islam is a peaceful religion, and that violence committed in its name contradicts the teachings of the Koran and the example of the prophet Muhammad. But is this true? Now the DVD, Islam: What the West Needs to Know, takes an unblinking look at the so-called “religion of peace” - and demonstrates that Islam is, in fact, a violent and expansionist religion that seeks the destruction or subjugation of other faiths, cultures, and systems of government.

Featuring interviews with noted Islam experts Robert Spencer, Serge Trifkovic, Bat Ye’or, Abdullah Al-Araby, and former terrorist Walid Shoebat, Islam: What the West Needs to Knowexamines the Koran, other Islamic texts, and the example of the prophet Muhammad to reveal that violence against non-Muslims is and has always been an integral aspect of Islam.

The Islam: What the West Needs to Know DVD reveals:

  • How warfare — even terrorism — in the name of Islam stems directly from the teachings and example of the Prophet Muhammad and the commands of the Koran
  • The truth about Muhammad: a warlord with the blood of thousands on his hands — and how Muslims are expected to follow his example, as Christians are to follow Christ
  • How the Koran — considered by Muslims to be dictated word for word by Allah — explicitly commands violence against non-Muslims who resist conversion or surrender
  • “Jihad”: an “inner struggle” over temptation, as some Muslim apologists claim? Not so: how the Koran makes it clear it denotes warfare against non-Muslims in order to bring about the universal rule of Islamic law
  • How violent death in jihad is, according to the Koran, the only assurance of salvation
  • How, following Muhammad’s death, his ‘rightly-guided’ successors carried his wars to three continents — fighting, enslaving, and massacring countless Christians, Jews, Zoroastrians, Hindus, and others
  • How Islam, unlike Christianity, flourished and spread primarily through conquest, not peaceful evangelism
  • How the Crusades, mischaracterized as a violent assault on peaceful Muslims, were largely a belated response against centuries of Muslim conquest of Christian lands
  • The Islamic principle of ‘religious deception’ — which enjoins Muslims to deceive non-Muslims to advance the cause of Islam — and how Muslim groups use it today
  • How, throughout its history, Islam has never recognized a distinction between religious and civil authority
  • How Islamic “sharia” law governs every aspect of religious, political, and personal life — amounting to a form of totalitarianism analogous to Communism

If my readers want to read an objective view of the history of Islam, noting both its strengths and weaknesses, I will recommend “No God But God” by Reza Aslan. This is an incredibly objective work by a true scholar (not a political hack), and is excellent reading.

At last, a dictator who makes sense

Can we trade dictators with Russia?

I won’t even get into how Putin doesn’t walk his own talk; the man is clearly pulling a hypocritical power play. But… he is right.

Putin: U.S. in Iraq is ‘pointless’

MOSCOW, Russia (AP) — President Vladimir Putin said Thursday that the U.S. war in Iraq was a “pointless” battle against the Iraqi people, the latest jab at Washington from the increasingly confrontational Russian leader.

Speaking during an annual televised question-and-answer session, Putin was asked by a mechanic from the Siberian city of Novosibirsk for his thoughts on comments made several years ago by former U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, who suggested that Siberia had too many natural resources to belong to one country.

“I know that some politicians play with such ideas in their heads. This, in my view, is the sort of political erotica that might satisfy a person but hardly leads to a positive result,” Putin responded.

“The best example of that are the events in Iraq — a small country that can hardly defend itself and which possesses huge oil reserves. And we see what’s going on there. They’ve learned to shoot there but they are not managing to bring order.

Full story here…

On a lighter note…

If you haven’t seen this, it is worth a watch. He’d certainly be the best Republican in the field.