This says it all…

More McCain idiocy

So two quick notes about McSame this morning…

Getting Momos at a record pace

Johnny netted another Golden Momo yesterday, coming out with probably one of his most distasteful ads yet. Hell, even Republican operatives bashed this ad. As one analyst put it yesterday, it’s like McCain is throwing “Hail Mary” passes in the second quarter. How desperate, and how pathetic. I also have to wonder what the asshole stands for, other than George W. Bush, since all he can seem to do is to create sophomoric attempts to demean Obama. Obama has yet to misrepresent McCain’s record, while it seems that all McCain has is to distort Obama’s. What an idiot.

McSame’s Ad:

The Obama response:

and

And here is some fact-checking:

Finally, at this pace, here is McCain’s next ad:

Or, even better:

McSame’s Energy Policy

This is about right.


source: Truthdig

Finally, a non-McCain item:

Buh Bye, Manny

Every year it’s the same crap with Manny Ramirez.

It’s not official yet, and may not even happen, but Manny Ramirez looks like he finally mouthed his way out of Boston. I love this guy as a player, but he just doesn’t know when to shut uip, nor does he seem to have any appreciation for the fact that baseball, like anything, is a business. he is ultimately criticizing the Red Sox for exercising good business sense. Boston doesn’t “deserve” him? Please… he is lucky to have worn a Red Sox uniform. But Manny will get what he seeks this morning… attention. Welcome to the Momo club, Sparky. If we can get Jason Bay for this joker, I will be thrilled.

A fantasy football invitation

OK Readers,

Here is a fantasy football invitation that is open to all site visitors.

Serious players only… please don’t join and then not manage your team. The draft date has not yet been set, but this will be done once we have enough people playing. It will be an auto draft, so please rank your players once you join.

I look forward to seeing you there!

Yahoo League:

League ID#: 254977
League Name: Rick’s OLV
Password: olvblog
Custom League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/ricksolv
Draft Type: Autopick Draft
Max Teams: 12
Scoring Type: Head-to-Head
Start Scoring on: Week 1
Can’t Cut List Provider: Yahoo! Sports
Max Moves: No maximum
Max Acquisitions per Week: No maximum
Max Trades: No maximum
Trade Reject Time: 2
Trade End Date: November 14, 2008
Trade Review: League Votes
Waiver Time: 2 days
Post Draft Players: Free Agents
Playoffs: Week 15, 16 and 17 (6 teams)
Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/T, W/R, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN
Stat Categories: Completions (.5)
Passing Yards (25 yards per point; 1 points at 250 yards; 2 points at 300 yards; 3 points at 350 yards)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-2)
Rushing Yards (10 yards per point; 1 points at 100 yards; 2 points at 150 yards; 3 points at 200 yards)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Receptions (.5)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point; 1 points at 100 yards; 2 points at 150 yards; 3 points at 200 yards)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Yards (25 yards per point; 1 points at 100 yards)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (3)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (4)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Sack (1)
Interception (1)
Fumble Recovery (1)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns (6)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (8)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (6)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (3)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-5)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-10)
Fractional Points: No
Negative Points: Yes

Quick Slants for July 29, 2008

OK, back to the writing.

My relative absence of late has been a combination of being busy and being a bit burned out from writing. I don’t think I’ve quite lost the passion for posting, but my attention has just been pulled in too many directions to be able to focus on blogging. Thus, accept my apologies for not being terribly active of late, and I am sure that will change, but I’m just not sure when.

So, what’s going on lately that’s worthy of note?

Obama/Kaine in ‘08?

It looks like the short list for vice president is down to Joe Biden, Evan Bayh, and Tim Kaine. And it looks like Kaine has become the odds-on favorite. Sorry, Clinton supporters…. actually, no I’m not, but it sounded nice. Kaine is a moderate and will definitely play well in historically red state Virginia.

Has the U.S. illegally attacked Iran?

Scott Ritter, who knows about such things, has written a very interesting piece in Truthdig about an apparent U.S. covert military action now taking place within Iran. It just amazes me how, if this is true, our administration still does not get what catastrophe awaits us if we go to war with Iran. Not to mention that we are launching yet another illegal and immoral attack upon a sovereign nation. Anyone sense a trend here?

Eugene Robinson on Torture

Speaking of Truthdig, here is an article written by Eugene Robinson on the recent revelations about this administration’s shameless approval of torture. This administration has committed itself to destroying the rule of law in this nation.

Here is the article:

Bush’s Legacy of Torture
Posted on Jul 28, 2008
By Eugene Robinson

I still find it hard to believe that George W. Bush, to his eternal shame and our nation’s great discredit, made torture a matter of hair-splitting, legalistic debate at the highest levels of the United States government. But that’s precisely what he did.

Three previously classified administration memos obtained last week by the American Civil Liberties Union add to our understanding of this disgraceful episode. The documents are attempts to justify the unjustifiable—the use of brutal interrogation methods that international agreements define as torture—and keep those who ordered and carried out this dirty business from being prosecuted and jailed.

The memos don’t call it torture, of course. Heavily redacted before being surrendered to the ACLU under a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit, the documents refer euphemistically to “enhanced techniques” of interrogation. Changing the name doesn’t change the act, however. One memo, written in 2004, specifically makes clear the administration’s view that “the waterboard” is an acceptable way to extract information.

Waterboarding, a technique of simulated drowning, is considered torture virtually everywhere on earth except in the Bush administration’s archive of self-exculpatory memos, directives and opinions.

The most stunning of the memos—written in August 2002 by Jay Bybee, who was head of the Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel—makes the incredible claim that unless a torturer has the “specific intent to inflict severe pain or suffering,” no violation of U.S. laws against torture has occurred. Bybee, since appointed to the federal bench, wrote that the torturer needed only the “honest belief” that he was not actually committing torture in order to avoid legal jeopardy. Oh, and Bybee added that it wasn’t even necessary for that belief to be “reasonable.”

The memo notes that U.S. torture statutes outlaw the infliction of severe mental pain, as well as physical pain. It acknowledges that “the threat of imminent death” is one of the specific acts that can constitute torture. Somehow, though, the administration pretends not to understand that strapping a prisoner down and pouring water into his nose until he can’t breathe constitutes a death threat—regardless of whether the interrogator intended to stop before the prisoner actually drowned.

Perhaps that question was dealt with in the nine-tenths of the memo that was redacted before the administration handed it over to the ACLU. The memo never would have been released at all if the government hadn’t been ordered to do so by a federal judge.

The whole thing would be laughable if it were not such a rank abomination. No government obeying the law needs a paper trail to absolve its interrogators of committing torture. Conversely, a government that produces such a paper trail has something monstrous to hide.

It is not difficult to avoid violating federal laws and international agreements that prohibit torture. Just don’t torture people, period. The idea that there exists some acceptable middle ground—a kind of “torture lite”—is a hideous affront to this nation’s honor and values. This, perhaps above all, is how George Bush should be remembered: as the president who embraced torture.

I wouldn’t be surprised if, as he left office, Bush issued some sort of pardon clearing those who authorized or carried out “enhanced techniques” of interrogations from any jeopardy under U.S. law. International law is something else entirely, however, and I imagine that some of those involved in this sordid interlude might want to be careful in choosing their vacation spots. I’d avoid The Hague, for example.

Barack Obama has stood consistently against torture. John McCain, who was tortured himself as a prisoner of war in Vietnam, has denounced torture as well—and, although he voted against restraining the CIA with the same no-exceptions policy that now applies to military interrogators, he has been forthright in saying that waterboarding is torture, and thus illegal. On Inauguration Day, whoever wins, this awful interlude will end.

The clear and urgent duty of the next president will be to investigate the Bush administration’s torture policy and give Americans a full accounting of what was done in our name. It’s astounding that we need some kind of truth commission in the United States of America, but we do. Only when we learn the full story of what happened will we be able to confidently promise, to ourselves and to a world that looks to this country for moral leadership: Never again.

Eugene Robinson’s e-mail address is eugenerobinson(at)washpost.com.

You’re kidding, right?

According to the Wall Street Journal, George W. Bush is misunderstood just like, you know, Batman. WTF? Congrats to the WSJ on getting a Golden MoMo.

McTasteless

Well, at least he’s predictable. Good old McSame is back at it, alleging that Barack Obama blew off a troop visit in Germany because he couldn’t take photographers with him. He even put out a national spot on it. I’m sure it won’t surprise anyone to learn that the accusation is factually not even close, as noted not only by the reporters covering Obama’s trip, but also by Republican Senator Chuck Hagel. So much for a respectful campaign, eh Sparky? Thus, with this post does McSame pass Bush in Golden Momo awards. To be fair however, I didn’t start blogging until 2006, so I missed out on many priceless Bush moments.

House apologizes for slavery and Jim Crow

Well, the House of Representatives may be spineless where the Iraq War, government accountability, and many other issues are concerned, but at least they got this right.

House apologizes for slavery and Jim Crow
Resolution does not mention reparations; commits to rectifying ‘misdeeds’

WASHINGTON - The House on Tuesday issued an unprecedented apology to black Americans for the wrongs committed against them and their ancestors who suffered under slavery and Jim Crow segregation laws.

“Today represents a milestone in our nation’s efforts to remedy the ills of our past,” said Rep. Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick, D-Mich., chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus.

The resolution, passed by voice vote, was the work of Tennessee Democrat Steve Cohen, the only white lawmaker to represent a majority black district. Cohen faces a formidable black challenger in a primary face-off next week.

Congress has issued apologies before — to Japanese-Americans for their internment during World War II and to native Hawaiians for the overthrow of the Hawaiian kingdom in 1893. In 2005, the Senate apologized for failing to pass anti-lynching laws.

Full story here…

Patriots sign another offensive weapon

The rich get richer. After the Oakland Raiders cut veteran running back Lamont Jordan, he signed on with the New England Patriots. Let’s see, that gives us Laurence Maroney, Sammy Morris, Kevin Fault and Lamont Jordan. I think the running game will improve a bit this year.

McCain fails own test

So for anyone keeping track at home, here is the John McCain record on Iraq.

And we’re going to trust this asshat with our nation? Remember McCain supporters, we will get what we deserve if this clown is elected in November.

What a Dick

Dick Cheney’s planned address to wounded combat veterans next month has been called off. Why? Because his “security” requirements were about as respectful to the veterans as the administration’s policies towards them.

According to the New York Daily News, Cheney insisted the sick vets be sequestered for two hours before Cheney’s arrival and couldn’t leave until he’d finished talking.

Please note that these are WOUNDED veterans, some of whom are crippled, and many of whom would have extraordinary physical difficulty staying in the room for an extended period of time.

Way to go, Dick. But at least you get another Momo.

*****
OK, that’s enough for tonight. But there is more brewing around in this devious brain… don’t you worry.

Quick Slants for July 23, 2008 - a lot of McIdiot

* McHypocrite

Here is McCain going after Obama for high gas prices. Hello…. McCain has been in Washington pushing the same failed policies for nearly thirty years… McCain has been wrong on every part of this issue, yet has the nerve to lie about Obama. You know, folks, if you vote for this idiot you will get exactly what you deserve. The trouble is… so will the rest of us. This man has no business being President of the United States. Chalk up another Momo for Senator McCain.

* John McCain got rejected by the New York Times. Ouch.

* Let me see if I have this straight… the Democrats (and all sane Independents) have been saying all along that we need to leave Iraq. Barack Obama has supported this and said we need a time table. The Bush Administration and McSame opposed a time table. The Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki said (as did his legislators) that Iraq wants the U.S. out and refused to negotiate a long-term deal for a continued U.S. presence in Iraq. Worse for the neo-cons, he has stated his support for Obama’s withdrawal plan. Now the Bush administration is finally getting the clue that we need to leave Iraq. All of this, and John McCain still thinks setting a timetable means surrendering in Iraq? Is he paying any attention, or does he just leave a tape recording on loop in front of a cardboard cut-out while he sleeps? Sorry, neo-cons and Repugs… you gotta do better than this clown.

* It’s the end of an era.. Mixter’s Mix is closing up shop. We will miss your wit, Micki.

* The Patriots signed two more of their draft choices.

* Are there bigger idiots in America than this guy? For using the WTC images to slander Democrats (despite the obvious fact that Republicans were at the helm at the time), Mike Meehan earns an overdue Momo.

* Speaking of Momos, how about Phil Gramm, the neo-con who referred to us as a “nation of whiners” and said that the recession is all in our heads? He has finally resigned from the McSame campaign, not that it matters. He will simply be replaced by another idealogue.

In fact, Mr. Gramm, America is in decline because of assholes like you.

* The first gaffe of Obama’s mideast trip goes to McSame. That’s right… good old John is at it again, showing he has no idea where Iraq is even located.

That’s all for the moment…

Best video ever

This is courtesy of The Onion, hysterical, and unfortunately way too true.

My new toy… the iPhone 3G

I couldn’t buy the old iPhone because it wasn’t compatible with my Outlook account, so I have been waiting on the new iPhone with a lot of anticipation. I finally got it this past weekend, and the phone was worth the wait.

Talk about putting the world at your fingertips…. work e-mail, Google mail, all of my phone contacts, my professional calendar, GPS tracking and directions, camera, a solid web browser and an 8gig iPod to boot. Tons of applications to add, several of which are free, and the ability to create your own ringtones through iTunes. Yeah, you pay a little more for them, but I get the tones I want and don’t have to be bugged with a monthly membership to one of the ringtone sites.

If there are any downsides to this phone, they aren’t glaring. So far (two days) the phone has performed better than I could have imagined. The battery life isn’t quite what I would like, but it charges off the computer, so that really isn’t ever a problem. I also have a car adapter for my iPod, and this fits snugly into that to charge while I drive while also playing some of my tunes. The only other “disadvantage” is that I am now never truly away from my e-mail… it finds me wherever I am. So far this seems like a plus… my mail doesn’t accumulate and I still get to ignore something if I want until later.

I am looking forward to trying out the GPS function tomorrow on a short trip that I have to make. This is quite a versatile device that I am thrilled with so far. Now if it could only make my morning coffee.

Joss Whedon is a genius

If you haven’t seen this yet, it is hysterical. Check out Dr. Horrible on iTunes.

Here’s the trailer:

Back after a layoff

I actually did not intend to take three weeks off from writing. But the past two weeks have been hectic to say the least.

Comings and Goings

So let’s start with a trip to St. Louis with my oldest. We went to Six Flags, the Missouri Botanical Garden and the Arch. The botanical garden is one of my favorite places to walk. It is incredibly peaceful, there are tree, plants and flowers from all over the world, and there is even a great pond where you can feed the giant carp. I’ll put pics up as soon as I have the chance to upload them.

Then it was off to Utah for almost a week, where I served as faculty at a summer academy. The annual pilgrimage to salt Lake City is very refreshing; I get to spend a week with colleagues and friends, and get to see some incredible scenery. I also went to my first Rodizio (Brazilian) grill. We liked it so much that we went back the very next night.

After getting back from Utah, it was back to St. Louis to again see the boys (Rush) play on the second leg of the “Snakes and Arrows” tour. That makes three times for this album… Chicago, Indianapolis, and St. Louis. Again, pics are forthcoming so look on the “Photos” page.

After that, I took a week off to spend most of it with my kids. We did the typical summer day activities… visiting the park, going to the Discovery Museum and lots of other things. I appreciated quickly how hard it is to raise three kids alone… even for a week it tests one’s patience… especially when the little ones are “that age”. But it was a blast and I wish I had another week to take off with them.

Now I am back to work and “normal” life, though I have some trips in the waiting… perhaps one or two professional trips and then my oldest and I are headed to Maryland for the wedding of my best friend since childhood. 45 years old and finally getting married… good for him.

I’ll catch up on world happenings later. For tonight, let me just end with this…

Rush takes over the Colbert Report

This was great… Alex, Geddy and Neil took over The Colbert Report tonight…. they showed up for the last ten minutes of the show, but the whole first twenty minutes was a spoof on a Rush fan’s obsession with the group. Hmmm…sounds familiar. The boys played “Tom Sawyer” (predictably), but it was just great to see them… it was their first appearance on American television in 33 years.