Week 17 Picks and Power Rankings

Last week of the regular season! Upsets have abounded all season, so I’ll sprinkle a couple in here as well.

Washington over New York Giants
Dallas over Detroit
New York Jets over Oakland
St. Louis over Minnesota
Houston over Cleveland
New Orleans over Carolina
New England over Tennessee
Seattle over Tampa Bay
Cincinnati over Pittsburgh
Kansas City over Jacksonville
Philadelphia over Atlanta
Baltimore over Buffalo
Miami over Indianapolis
San Diego over Arizona
Denver over San Francisco
Chicago over Green Bay

Week 15: 9-7
Week 16: 8-8
Season: 147-93 (61%)

And here are the Power Rankings going into the final week:


Rick’s Power Rankings – After Week #16

1.

San Diego Chargers (13-2)

- This is the team to beat.

E

2.

Baltimore Ravens (12-3)

- Great defense and enough offense to take them to Miami.

+3

3.

New England Patriots (11-4)

- They are “winning ugly” again in New England; good news for Patriots fans that saw three “ugly” Pats teams win it all. Best point differential in the NFL. Look out.

E

4.

Chicago Bears (13-2)

- Solid team, but would lose to all of those above. Would beat Indy in a Super Bowl match-up.

E

5.

Indianapolis Colts (11-4)

- Peyton’s throwing the defense under the proverbial bus. At least they will have plenty of company down there. To Peyton’s credit, the Indy “D” did make Ron Dayne look like a Pro Bowler.

-3

6.

New Orleans Saints (10-5)

- This club has been for real all season; very capable of taking the NFC crown.

+1

7.

Philadelphia Eagles (9-6)

- Jeff Garcia is reborn in Philly and the team is believing in themselves. It can carry them still further, but they are not as good as Chicago or New Orleans.

+8

8.

Denver Broncos (9-6)

- They are no better and no worse with Cutler at the helm. Until the playoffs… then watch this team collapse under its own weight.

E

9.

New York Jets (9-6)

- No matter what happens this year, Eric Mangini has done a tremendous job with the Jets this season. A dangerous playoff possibility.

+1

10.

Dallas Cowboys (9-6)

- Romo back down to earth and the Cowboys staring at “one and done” in the post-season.

-4

11.

Tennessee Titans (8-7)

- I’ll be honest… I didn’t see Young bringing his team back from the brink. Another dangerous club with a lot to play for this weekend against the Patriots.

+12

12.

Jacksonville Jaguars (8-7)

- An underachieving team that needs to do some serious thinking in the off-season.

E

13.

Seattle Seahawks (8-7)

- Congratulations, Seattle. You won the NFC West despite losing the last three games. You wouldn’t even make the playoffs in the AFC.

-5

14.

Kansas City Chiefs (8-7)

- Another team that didn’t live up to its potential this year.

-3

15.

Cincinnati Bengals (8-7)

- The inside track on the playoffs hung on an extra point, and they missed. Kinda sums up their year.

-6

16.

Buffalo Bills (7-8)

- Great job by the Bills this season. They are a definite wildcard threat next year.

+3

17.

St. Louis Rams (7-8)

- Ditto with the Rams. They have put together a solid offensive team. But their defense is offensive too, and not in a good way.

+4

18.

Green Bay Packers (7-8)

- The rumors of Brett Favre’s demise are exaggerated; this team might actually be good next season.

+6

19.

Pittsburgh Steelers (7-8)

- Nice recovery at the end, but a miserable season for the Steelers, who now face the possibility of Cowher’s departure.

+6

20.

New York Giants (7-8)

- This team may well make the playoffs, but the final implosion is imminent.

-5

21.

Atlanta Falcons (7-8)

- This team never caught a break, and rarely made one for itself. 8-8 would be a kind record for this squad.

-7

22.

Carolina Panthers (7-8)

- Plummeting like a rock; it’s a good thing the season is only 16 games long.

-10

23.

San Francisco 49ers (6-9)

- A successful year for the 49ers, who promise to make a run at the weak NFC West next season. Smith and Gore are a good base to work around.

-5

24.

Miami Dolphins (6-9)

- I wonder if Mike Shula and Nick Saban want to switch jobs.

-4

25.

Minnesota Vikings (6-9)

- Good thing they have the Twins.

-3

26.

Washington Redskins (5-10)

- One step forward, two steps back.

E

27.

Houston Texans (5-10)

- They really should be better than this by now. But that upset against the Colts made up for at least five of those losses.

+1

28.

Arizona Cardinals (5-10)

- Dennis Green’s season comes to a merciful end. Good thing – he is on his last case of Maalox.

+3

29.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-11)

- And the rumor is Dallas wants Chucky? Why? He won a Super Bowl with a team he didn’t assemble and couldn’t coach when the team needed it this year.

-2

30.

Cleveland Browns (4-11)

- The Browns can just never catch a break. Or at least not one that doesn’t end up in a cast.

-1

31.

Detroit Lions (2-13)

- Sing it with me:

FI-RE MIL-LEN

+1

32.

Oakland Raiders (2-13)

- This has to rank among the worst offensive units in NFL history (11 points per game). Too bad, given that they have a solid defense.

-1

2008 Presidential Candidates

An Update on 2008 Presidential Candidates

I suspect we will see a flurry of activity over the next month, so keep checking back.

Declared Candidates (filed with the FEC):

Democrats:

Mike Gravel (former Alaska Senator)
John Edwards (former North Carolina Senator)
Dennis Kucinich (Ohio Congressman)
Tom Vilsack (Iowa Governor)

Republicans:

John Cox (Illinois radio talk show host)
Michael Charles Smith (Oregon Hewlett Packard employee)

Other Major Notables:

None filed with the FEC

Declared as Not Running:

George “Macaca” Allen (R)
Evan Bayh (D)
Tom Daschle (D)
Russ Feingold (D)
Bill Frist (R)
Mark Warner (D)

Still Waiting on an Official Annoucement:

Joe Biden (D)
Sam Brownback (R)
Wesley Clark (D)
Hillary Clinton (D)
Christopher Dodd (D)
Jim Gilmore (R)
Newt Gingrich (R)
Rudy Giuliani (R)
Al Gore (D)
Chuck Hagel (R)
Mike Huckabee(R)
Duncan Hunter (R)
John Kerry (D)
John McCain (R)
Ralph Nader (I)
Barack Obama (R)
George Pataki (R)
Condoleezza Rice (R)
Bill Richardson (D)
Mitt Romney (R)
Al Sharpton (D)
Tom Tancredo (R)
Tommy Thompson (R)

Moron of the Moment Recap

Here is a summary of the winners of my prestigious “Moron of the Moment” Award. It will be kept current so that you can enjoy these fine examples of humanity.

2006

12/27/06 - Peyton Manning
12/22/06 - Virgil Goode

Moron of the Moment: Peyton Manning

That’s right; this time it is Pay-me-a-ton’s moment in the sun on this blog!

Last year after their playoff loss, Manning threw his offensive line under the bus, focusing on protection problems rather than his own play and decision-making. This year, Manning has a new target; his defense.

Commenting on the downturn in the Colts’ fortunes after the team started 9-0 only to find themselves now at 11-4, Manning suggested that all was fine on the offensive side of the ball, but that he couldn’t play on both sides of the ball. Once again, rather than just sucking it up as a leader of the team, Manning has reminded us that you can’t spell team without “me’.

Here’s a thought, Peyton. Maybe if Bill Polian didn’t spend so much of the Colts’ cap room on four players (Manning, Harrison, Wayne, and Freeney- only one of whom is on defense), you might actually be able to afford a good defense.

Ah, but what can I expect from Mr. Me? After all, let’s look at the football lineage here. This is the Kings of Nothing we are talking about here, remember? Daddy was individually great while never enjoying a winning season in New Orleans. Then, for an encore, he helped son Eli pull defeat out of the jaws of victory by making sure that Eli went to the New York Giants rather than the San Diego Chargers, who ended up with Philip Rivers. How ironic that the Chargers are 13-2 and the Giants are imploding.

Yes, Colts’ Nation likes to call Peyton the best quarterback in the league because of his statistical prowess. No doubt he is an amazingly talented and gifted quarterback. But thanks to his attitude and the attitude of the team he plays for, Peyton is on track to have only statistics and no Super Bowl rings. He is being outclassed by the likes of Ben Roethlisberger and doesn’t deserve comparison with Tom Brady.

Boomer Esiason almost got it right last year when he said that Manning could be the “Dan Marino” of this generation. One problem, Boomer… Marino has class.

Mr. Me has excuses.

Merry Christmas

Well, all the politics and everything else aside, let me pause to take a moment to tell everyone reading this that I hope you all have a wonderful and safe Christmas holiday. And if you celebrate something else, may that be merry as well.

Moron of the Moment: Virgil Goode

What is it about Virginia Republicans and racism?

First we had George “Macaca” Allen; now we have Congressman Virgil Goode, who is opposed to seeing newly-elected Keith Ellison take his oath of office on the Quran.

Goode, who exercises his freedom of speech and freedom of religion by hanging the Ten Commandments on his office wall, seems to want to deprive Ellison of those same rights.

Hey Goode - here’s a freaking clue for you. An oath is sworn on something dear to the oath-taker. If you want the bible that is fine, but don’t force a Christian-based oath on a Muslim. If he swears by his faith to uphold the Constitution, then that is at least as good as your oath. Better in fact, since Ellison doesn’t seek to deprive you of any of your rights.

You are a racist pig. If you represent the views of Virginians, then I can only pray for your district to secede from the Union.

Goode went on to say that unless something was done, many more Muslims would enter this nation in the future. Yes, you asshat, it’s called immigration.

I really can’t believe that someone as stupid and as racist as this bastard gets the privilege of holding public office. I hope your district is proud of you, Virgil.

On a positive note, it looks like Virgil will be too busy oppressing Muslims to attend many cross-burnings this coming year.

"It’s time for them to go…"

You might remember Al Gore saying this over and over in a Democratic National Convention speech in 1992, the year in which he first ran as Vice-President to Bill Clinton.

It was true then- twelve years of Republican rule between Reagan and Bush had been successful in finally toppling the Soviet Union, but also presented our nation with record deficits. We had a president (GHWB) who lost all the political capital he had gained in the Gulf War by being completely clueless about problems at home, and who seemed to have no idea how to manage an economy. Or even try for that matter.

And it is true now- Mr. Bush’s idiot child has proven in six years to be the worst president in the history of our republic. He takes incompetence to a previously unknown level in American history. This is a man who is not only clueless on domestic issues, but who is also “right” on every issue- thus leading to his sense of moral superiority over the rest of us. Worse, he has ruined our prestige abroad and significantly reduced our military capabilities to meet any real threat that might develop. The man is as big a liar as any president we have ever had, intentionally skewing intelligence data to justify a completely illegal war against a soveriegn nation. This wasn’t some third world country in the midst of a significant civil war. This was a nation that, while under the rule of a crackpot, enjoyed financial independence and a society that was tolerant to religious differences. Saddam may be an asshole, but he seemed to know a lot more about managing Iraq than the idiot child does.

And now the bastard wants to send more troops.

Over the opposition of the American people.

Over the opposition of Congress.

Over the advice of his generals, whom he has always vowed he would listen to.

Mr. Bush, I renew my call for your resignation, as well as for the resignation of Mr. Cheney. Take your corrupt and immoral administration and go quietly into the endless winter night. It is clear to the American people that you are cut off from reality, listening to no one, and clinging to the desperate belief that somehow you might be vindicated in the end.

It’s not going to happen.

The practical definition of insanity, Mr. Bush, is to do the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. I submit, Sir, that you are insane many times over.

Please leave, Mr. Bush, and retire to that beautiful new farm that you own in Paraguay, where we can quibble about extradition until the cows come home.

Please, Mr. Bush, don’t force this nation into impeachment proceedings that will just bring more divisiveness to the American people.

Patriots Hobble Texans, 40-7

It was the type of performance they needed.

They have needed it for some time.

But can they do it again?

And can they do it regularly?

The Texans are not the right test to determine how far into the post-season the Patriots can go. But they were exactly what the doctor ordered. The Patriots took advantage of good field position, a questionable early coaching move, a timely offense and a suffocating defense that forced four turnovers to dismantle the Houston Texans 40-7 in the Gillette Stadium regular season finale.

It was over early.

Facing an early fourth down, Coach Kubiak gambled on a fake punt that set up the Patriots at the Texans’ 42 yard line. Seven plays later Kevin Faulk ran the ball 11 yards into the end zone, putting up the first Patriots’ points of the game.

It was all downhill for the Texans after that.

Kevin Faulk takes a screen pass 43 yards for a touchdown near the end of the first quarter against the Texans

Ellis Hobbs continued to demonstrate his value to the club, intercepting a pass and returning a kickoff 93 yards for a touchdown, the first such touchdown return in two years for the Patriots. The return came after the Texans opened the second half with a convincing touchdown drive. Hobbs took twelve seconds to snuff out any Texans momentum.


Ellis Hobbs celebrates his second half interception

Tom Brady had an efficient day for the Patriots, while David Carr continued deteriorating from his terrific early season start. Carr stared down his receivers most of the day, and the Patriots made him pay with four interceptions. Kicker Stephen Gostkowski contributed to the blowout with four field goals, continuing a fine rookie season.

The next test comes on the road against the Jaguars, prior to ending the regular season in Nashville against the Titans. If the Pats can keep up this level of play, there might be some hope of being able to make a playoff run.


Houston

0

0

7

0

-

7

New England

17

10

7

6

-

40

Passing: Brady, 16/23, 109 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT

Rushing: Dillon, 20/61 yards; Faulk, 4/22 yards, 1 TD

Receiving: Caldwell, 6/25 yards; Faulk, 2/46 yards, 1 TD

Sacks: Banta-Cain (2), Wright, Colvin

Interceptions: Samuel, Sanders, Hobbs, Seymour

More Proof…

Here is more proof that invading Iraq did not (and will not) accomplish what the idiot child said it would. The Administration really killed itself (and the hopes of women) by eliminating the Baath Party and wiping out all of the advances made in Iraqi society. Way to go, Dubya. Not that I expect you to care.

The article is posted at Truthdig, with the original source being The Washington Post.

Women Lose Ground in the New Iraq
Once They Were Encouraged to Study and Work; Now Life Is ‘Just Like Being in Jail’

By Nancy Trejos
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, December 16, 2006; Page A12

BAGHDAD — Browsing the shelves of a cosmetics store in the Karrada shopping district, Zahra Khalid felt giddy at the sight of Alberto shampoo and Miss Rose eye shadow, blusher and powder.

Before leaving her house, she had covered her body in a billowing black abaya and wrapped a black head scarf around her thick brown hair. She had asked her brother to drive. She had done all the things that a woman living in Baghdad is supposed to do these days to avoid drawing attention to herself.

It was the first time she had left home in two months.

“For a woman, it’s just like being in jail,” she said. “I can’t go anywhere.”

Life has become more difficult for most Iraqis since the February bombing of a Shiite Muslim mosque in Samarra sparked a rise in sectarian killings and overall lawlessness. For many women, though, it has become unbearable.

As Islamic fundamentalism seeps into society and sectarian warfare escalates, more and more women live in fear of being kidnapped or raped. They receive death threats because of their religious sects and careers. They are harassed for not abiding by the strict dress code of long skirts and head scarves or for driving cars.

For much of the 20th century, and under various leaders, Iraq was one of the most progressive Middle Eastern countries in its treatment of women, who were encouraged to go to school and enter the workforce. Saddam Hussein’s Baath Party espoused a secular Arab nationalism that advocated women’s full participation in society. But years of war changed that.

In the days after the U.S.-led invasion in 2003, many women were hopeful that they would enjoy greater parity with men. President Bush said that increasing women’s rights was essential to creating a new, democratic Iraq.

But interviews with 16 Iraqi women, ranging in age from 21 to 52, show that much of that postwar hope is gone. The younger women say they fear being snatched on their way to school and wonder whether their college degrees will mean anything in the new Iraq. The older women, proud of their education and careers, are watching their independence slip away.

“At the beginning, we were very happy with those achievements and gains, and we were looking for more,” said Ina’am al-Sultani, 36, a leader of the Progressive Women’s Movement, a nongovernmental organization. “Women are now restrained.”

Khalid, 30, whose only visible features as she shopped on a recent day were her round face and long eyelashes, was an accountant at the Planning Ministry until she received a death threat four months ago. She quit, moved to a new home and changed her phone number.

“We’re suffering right now,” Khalid said, her two sons tugging at her abaya. “The war took all our rights. We’re not free because of terrorism.”

Before the war, Sundus Abbas, 38, was a researcher at a governmental organization. After the war, she became a women’s rights activist.

After Saddam Hussein was forced out of power, many women like Abbas appeared on television talk shows and wrote newspaper articles challenging traditional views on marriage and other family issues and demanding that women be granted a greater role in government.

“They were there asking for their rights loudly and clearly,” said Maysoon al-Damluji, a member of parliament.

There were signs of success. Twenty-five percent of the seats in the new National Assembly were reserved for women. Under Hussein, only one ministry was headed by a woman, Damluji said. Now, of the 38 ministry heads, four are women.

Iraqi women had been earning university degrees since the 1920s. Many earned master’s degrees and doctorates and became physicians, engineers and lawyers.

Then came the 1980s war with Iran and the embargo imposed after the 1991 Persian Gulf War. Hussein, who began embracing Islamic and tribal traditions as a way to consolidate power, forbade women younger than 45 to travel abroad without a male relative.

Encouraged by Bush, women began to reassert themselves after 2003. But the collapse of security, the absence of the rule of law and the presence of extremist groups have weakened the budding movement, activists said. In the past year, its leaders have received death threats. Politicians have accused them of working in collusion with enemy countries, and police officers have harassed them, activists said.

On June 4, Abbas received an anonymous e-mail at her Baghdad office warning her to leave Iraq within 10 days. Three days later, another e-mail said she would be killed for not complying with the first threat.

She stayed home and canceled her scheduled appearances. A third threat came June 10 in a telephone text message. She recalled thinking that she did not want to be killed in front of her parents, who had already lost a daughter in a U.S. airstrike.

“I left with a feeling of humiliation and bitterness,” she wrote in an e-mail from an undisclosed location. “Just imagine, I left my home, my family, my work and my city, for nowhere.”

‘Psychologically Tired’

Aseel Bahjet and her mother shot nervous glances at each other as the 23-year-old spoke to a stranger in a Karrada perfume shop on a recent afternoon. Her mother wore an abaya. Bahjet wore a long black skirt, a black sweater and a head scarf. The shopkeeper closed the door so that no one would see a foreigner talking to the young woman.

Bahjet, a petite figure with pale skin and big brown eyes, recently graduated from Baghdad University with an engineering degree. But she doesn’t know what to do with it.

Her mother, Shadam, wants her to stay at home as much as possible, saying she has heard too many stories about young women being kidnapped. Bahjet has nothing to do at home, other than talk to her friends on the phone.

“There’s no chance to build our future,” she said.

She lowered her voice and spoke slowly as she searched for the right words in English: “I joke that we should go see psychiatrists. All Iraqis are depressed.”

Many young women at Bahjet’s alma mater worry that they, too, will have nothing to do after they graduate. On a recent afternoon, Enas Moyad sat in an empty classroom at Baghdad University contemplating her future. Ask her if she is depressed, and she’s quick to answer: “I’m psychologically tired.”

She is 21.

Like many Iraqi parents, Moyad’s had encouraged her to go to school. Now they don’t.

This month, a Sunni Arab insurgent group asked Sunni students and professors not to attend classes while it “cleanses” the campuses of Shiite death squads. The group later said in a statement that it was canceling the rest of the school year. The threat was circulated so widely that Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki issued a statement urging students to ignore it.

Fearing attacks on the way to campus, Moyad and nine other students have pitched in to hire a Kia minibus to take them there. Some of her girlfriends carry knives in their bags. Others take pistols, she said.

For months, attendance has been falling at the College of Education for Women, where Moyad is in her fourth year. One sociology professor said he had given only two lectures since Sept. 3. Normally, he gives 22 lectures a week.

Moyad, who shows her rebellious side by letting a few dyed blond bangs show from under her green hijab, or head scarf, said she worries about what her degree will do for her in the new Iraq.

“We are afraid that no one will take them,” she said.

Stay or Leave?

Many educated, professional women have struggled with the question of whether to stay in Iraq.

Muna Nouri, 52, a high school teacher, doesn’t want to leave, even if it means having to abide by rules she does not believe in.

As a college student in 1974, Nouri showed off her long black hair. She wore short skirts. She walked around campus with friends who happened to be boys.

As an adult, she and her two daughters — one is 20, the other 17 — took walks around their neighborhood in the Hadra district, wearing whatever they wanted.

“I consider myself and my daughters liberated women,” she said. “We go out and walk in the street. That was last year even. But this year, it’s more difficult. Every day, it’s worse than the day before.”

The wife of one of the security guards at the mosque across the street, an impoverished woman to whom Nouri had given money, urged her to wear a head scarf for her own good, she recalled.

The day after sectarian violence erupted in Sadr City late last month, Shiite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr instructed women to continue wearing their hijabs.

“There are some voices being heard against the hijab, from inside and outside Islam,” Sadr said. “I say it will remain a protection for our women and call on our sisters to be patient, not to listen to these voices.”

Nouri considers herself a religious woman. She prays and reads the Koran. The Islam she knows does not oppress women, she said.

“I think Islam is more liberated than that,” she said.

This year, more than 300 teachers and Education Ministry employees have been killed, according to government reports. Nouri does not want to make herself a target at the all-girls’ high school where she teaches. So she wears long skirts and a head scarf to work.

“I don’t like it, because I think the women here are very beautiful,” she said, speaking by phone because she did not want her neighbors to see a stranger visiting her home. “This scarf is not beautiful.”

Like Nouri, Bushra Shimirya, 42, had considered herself an independent woman. That changed dramatically in just a few months, she said. She knew things were bad when she could no longer drive her car.

“Anyone who’s in her 20s and drives a car for the first time, you feel very happy and very independent,” she said. “Like you can do anything.”

Since the Samarra bombings, she said, she has felt she can do almost nothing.

Relatives had seen fliers warning women not to drive. They pleaded with her to stop. She resisted.

Shimirya, who has a doctorate in psychological studies, had been driving since she was 20.

But the stares started to bother her. They came from men anytime they saw her behind the wheel of her 1984 Toyota Crown.

So she hired a car service to take her to her job at Baghdad University. She stopped going out unless it was necessary. No more dinners with her girlfriends. No more walking the streets of her affluent Mansour neighborhood.

“It’s become so bad that a woman who drives a car will be slaughtered, and a woman who doesn’t put a scarf on her hair will be slaughtered,” she said.

When classes ended in July, Shimirya and her husband, an engineer, sold their cars, locked up their large, modern-style house and headed to Dubai.

“I miss my home,” she said, speaking by phone from Dubai. “I miss my colleagues at work. I miss my neighbors. I miss my family. I miss the air in Iraq. There is nothing more beautiful than Iraq.”

Greed Overruns Middle Earth

Sauron couldn’t conquer Middle Earth.

But New Line Cinemas has, at least for the moment.

Here is an article that just pisses me off.

So what it looks like to this outside observer is that New Line Cinemas screwed Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh on profits from The Fellowship of the Ring. And if that is the case, likely we would find the same thing with respect to The Two Towers and The Return of the King.

Thus, because Wingnut Films sued New Line, it appears that New Line may be moving ahead on two new LOTR projects without Peter and Fran.

Newsflash to the people at New Line: Hey idiots, NO ONE can do justice to Middle Earth like Wingnut Films. Get your heads out of your asses, settle the lawsuit, and let’s get going.

Unfortunately, New Line is unlikely to heed this advise, and now LOTR is headed off in a new direction. Not good. Interestingly, they are not just talking about making The Hobbit, but also making another LOTR prequel. No doubt they would be relying on The Silmarrilion and other works to provide the material. It’s an interesting thought.

But the project is immediately cheapened without Jackson’s involvement. Additionally, a question gets raised about what company will do the effects, as well as whether or not the actors will even participate.

After seeing the LOTR turned into the best three movies I have ever seen, the LOTR universe has taken a bad turn, and all because New Line couldn’t be honest about the profits from the films. Greed wins yet again.

On the bright side, New Line only has a certain period of time (I believe a year) for which they hold the rights, after which it reverts back to the Tolkien estate. I’m willing to bet that Jackson gets the nod over New Line.

Then maybe they will realize the money they should have given Jackson was chump change compared to how much they stand not to make.