Tuesday’s Mutterings

Bush Fatigue

Yeah, I know. I’ve been way behind on blogging. As I told my friend William today, I am almost burned out on blogging on Bush. Think about it… we have a president that is so God-awful that I can actually get weary of criticizing him. It would be one thing if this guy would make occasional mistakes, but this guy’s six years in office have been like a sitcom except, unfortunately, it’s real life, and it’s just one mistake after another. Don’t worry, I’ll be on his ass again soon (with something long overdue), but Dubya, could you slow down and let me catch up? Please?

Go Bears!

I don’t think they are going to win, but I’m sure as hell going to root for them. In case I haven’t made this perfectly clear by now, I hate the Colts! Final Game Score: Colts 24, Bears 17. Sigh… maybe winning a Super Bowl will get Peyton’s face off of my tv screen.

“Classy” LT

Here is a post that I initially let go after the Patriots beat the Chargers. LaDainian Tomlinson got pissed because Ellis Hobbs and a few other patriots’ players danced at midfield on the Charger’s home turf, mocking the Shawn Merriman “lights out” dance. So after the game, LT goes after Ellis Hobbs, mouthing off at him.

Then in the post-game news conference, LT digs the hole a little deeper. He says it was ‘classless” and thinks it might have come from the Coach (Belichick). he then reminded everyone how classy he was and how he would never do such a thing.

Deion Sanders made some great comments on the NFL Network, of which I think a couple should be paraphrased here.

First off, asshat, “classy” people don’t usually feel the need to run around telling the world how classy they are. Get over yourself.

Second, face the facts… you weren’t pissed about the dance. You were pissed about the fact that your team lost, that you didn’t get the ball enough, and that your team blew home field advantage. You saw yourselves as a superior team, but forgot that to be the best, you have to beat the best. Until you show otherwise, the Chargers are wanna-bes.

Finally, tell me that a member of the Chargers hasn’t gone into Denver and mocked the Mile High Salute. At best, you are hypocrites. At worst, you are hypocritic whiners.

Pats’ Rumblings

Looks like Belichick is expecting to be back, at least according to comments he made in an interview a day or two after the loss. That makes me feel better. Surprisingly, it sounds like Daniel Graham really wants to be back next year as a Patriot, which would be nice… he always finds ways to contribute to the team’s victories. Finally, Asante Samuel said all the right things about wanting to come back, but it’s also clear he wants to hit the free agent market and see what he can get, and who can blame him? Still, if I am the Patriots, I slap the “Franchise” tag on him to force one more season in New England, and then work diligently to work out a new contract. This guy is better than any corner we will find in free agency or the draft, so let’s pay the man and be done.

Presidential Hopefuls

I’ll be updating the growing list of presidential candidates in the next day or two, so keep an eye posted for that.

Later!

League Admits Bad Call

Here is an interesting article from the Patriots’ web site. I am not going to make any argument that this play made any difference… the reason I find it interesting is that, like many other people, I thought face-guarding was still a form of pass interference. It is interesting to hear that it is not, and that the league admits the call on Ellis Hobbs was a bad one. Ellis is a solid corner for New England and I thought he made a huge mental error. Nice to see that I was wrong.

Article:

It’s a second-and-seven play on the Patriots 19-yard line. Peyton Manning sets up behind center, checks the coverage and calls for the snap. He takes a three step drop and fires the football into the end zone, aimed for wideout Reggie Wayne, who’s given Ellis Hobbs the slip and is streaking down the sideline for a touchdown catch.

But Hobbs stays with the Colts No. 2 receiver. He closes on Wayne, chopping his feet to avoid bumping into the wideout, a sure penalty since his back is to the passer. Wayne’s eyes widen, indicating the ball is on its way. Free from contact, Hobbs jumps up but doesn’t turn to look for the football, which strikes Hobbs’ left biceps from behind and falls to the turf dead.

Penalty flags fly, and referee Bill Carollo turns on his mic to let everyone know that the penalty’s on the “Defense. Automatic first down. The ball will be placed at the 1-yard line.” Manning hits former Patriot Dan Klecko for a 1-yard touchdown pass. A two-point conversion follows, tying it 21-21.

“Face-guarding,” said CBS analyst and former Giants quarterback Phil Simms during the replay. “Ellis Hobbs jumps up, just tries to get in the way of Reggie Wayne. Does not see the football. Does not play it. Easy call.”

Not so, according to replay official Dean Blandino, who joined Bob Boylston in the booth that day.

In a recent posting by Vic Ketchman, Jaguars.com senior editor, Ketchman responded to a fan’s posting about the play, writing, “You are absolutely correct. Face-guarding was discontinued several years ago and I completely missed it.”

Apparently, Ketchman had already responded to questions about the play, attributing the call to face-guarding just like Simms and countless fans across the nation who tuned in to watch the most viewed AFC Championship game in over 20 years.

There is no NFL rule against face-guarding.

“I talked to Dean Blandino in the league office and he confirmed what you’re saying,” wrote Ketchman. “Ellis Hobbs should not have been flagged for pass-interference. He didn’t make contact with the receiver and in no way did Hobbs impede Reggie Wayne’s ability to catch the pass. Blandino confirmed that the incorrect call was made. … Referee Bill Carollo made no reference to face-guarding in his explanation, but CBS analyst Phil Simms did. Apparently, he, too, doesn’t know the rule no longer exists. The next time you hear a TV analyst say, ‘he wasn’t playing the ball,’ think of the Hobbs play, then turn down the sound.”

Patriots Free Agents

Here is the free agency status for all of the Patriots’ roster, as well as my comments on this year’s crop of free agents. With the exceptions of Asante Samuel, Daniel Graham and Junior Seau, none of this year’s free agents would be a major loss to the team.

Patriots free agents through 2011
By Mike Reiss, Boston Globe
January 23, 2007

Patriots unrestricted free agents this offseason

Tully Banta-Cain - I would expect to see the Patriots bring TBC back, unless he starts demanding big bucks. He is a solid back-up with a potential to start.

Troy Brown
- I think it’s up to Troy whether or not he wants to come back, go to another team, or retire. No matter what he does, the Patriots should retire #80 after he leaves. He has been the consummate team player.

Don Davis - Good special teams player and good back-up, but I would expect to see the Patriots go in a different direction.


Heath Evans
- I like Heath. He can be an explosive runner for a fullback and he has played well in the Pats’ scheme. I’d love to see him back.

Daniel Graham
- Good TE who produced this year, but seems unhappy in New England. I’d love for him to come back, but I doubt it.

Larry Izzo
- The eternal special teams player who surprised me this year by hanging on to a roster spot. He might well surprise me again next year, though I would not be surprised to see the Pats let him walk in favor of youth.

Ray Mickens
- Did an adequate job as a late fill-in, but don’t expect him to return.

Gene Mruczkowski
- Good back-up at center and guard. Could see him returning, but this will be based on our depth on the line.

Patrick Pass
- Hurt this past season, but was previously a good player with occasional burst. If choosing, I would take a “pass” on Pass. Let’s go for youth.

Asante Samuel - His agent has a big mouth. He will be demanding top dollar. Samual has a tatoo that reads “Get Paid.” Franchise him, then work out a deal.


Todd Sauerbrun - Good replacement this season for Miller. I would take a pass if Josh is healthy. Otherwise, I’d sign him.


Junior Seau
- Bring back Junior. ‘Nuff said.

Vinny Testaverde - 20 straight years with a TD pass in the NFL. Congrats, Vinny. We won’t see him back next season.


Barry Gardner - I’m indifferent on Gardner. Simply put, we need to upgrade our linebacking corps.


Ken Walter - Why did we bring this guy back? Hey Ken, don’t let the door hit you…

Patriots restricted free agents this offseason

Rashad Baker - Indifferent
Randall Gay - Hurt more often than not
Billy Yates - Decent back-up

Exclusive rights free agents this offseason (players can only negotiate with Patriots)
Eric Alexander - sign him as a back-up at LB
Wesley Britt - bring him back
Bam Childress - Would love to see this kid work out for the Pats
Kelvin Kight - Potential, but we need better WRs than this
Corey Mays - Good potential for the 3-4 scheme
Antwain Spann - Indifferent
Gemara Williams - Indifferent
Mike Wright - SIGN Mike Wright to a longer deal…we want to keep him around

Patriots free agents after the 2007 season
Tedy Bruschi
Reche Caldwell
Jabar Gaffney
Artrell Hawkins
Lonie Paxton
Chad Scott
Eugene Wilson
Mel Mitchell
Tebucky Jones
Pierre Woods

Patriots free agents after the 2008 season
Matt Cassel
Rosevelt Colvin
Rodney Harrison
Marquise Hill
Russ Hochstein
Josh Miller
James Sanders
Ty Warren

Patriots free agents after the 2009 season
Willie Andrews
Corey Dillon
Kevin Faulk
Stephen Gostkowski
Jarvis Green
Ellis Hobbs
Chad Jackson
Nick Kaczur
Logan Mankins
Garrett Mills
Stephen Neal
Ryan O’Callaghan
Richard Seymour
Le Kevin Smith
David Thomas
Mike Vrabel
Benjamin Watson
Vince Wilfork

Patriots free agents after the 2010 season
Tom Brady
Matt Light
Laurence Maroney

Patriots free agents after the 2011 season
Dan Koppen

Additional note
Receiver Jonathan Smith has been signed to a “futures” contract for the start of the 2007 league year.

Bad Ending to a Good Season

Well the Patriots off-season is starting two weeks earlier than it could have, and some would say should have. A lot of people will be tempted to look at various moments late in the game with the Colts where New England failed to capitalize on the opportunities they had, and they would be right in doing so. But the game began to turn against the Patriots much earlier, at the end of the first half.

At that point the Patriots defense, which had been playing smash-mouth football, settled into a “Prevent Defense.” Of course, as the old addage goes, all a prevent defense does is prevent the defenders from winning. And so it was true here. Peyton Manning was allowed to finally develop a rhythm with his receivers and effectively managed the Colts down the field to a field goal. Although it was 21-6 at the half, it wasn’t comfortable.

And so the game went downhill from there and you could feel the tide turning against the Patriots. It was as though we were playing the part of the Colts, and the were playing in the role of the comeback Patriots. Although several people told me they expected Tom Brady to pull it out at the end, I didn’t. I knew this team was hitting its limit and that the season was coming to an end.

Two dropped balls (and I mean DROPPED) by Reche Caldwell

Tom Brady’s failure to see Caldwell uncovered prior to one of those plays

Richard Seymour hurt and ineffective

Too many second-stringers playing defense for chunks of the second half because the starters were winded or sick

Great pass blocking but not so good run blocking

Laurence Maroney not being ready for prime time

Corey Dillon not getting the ball enough

Field goals when we should have been scoring touchdowns

It simply wasn’t to be. We brought our “B” game when Indy brought their “A” game. Perhaps we could beat the Texans playing like that, but not the Colts.

Classy Colts

I hate Peyton Manning. Not because everyone else likes him, but because the man has always reminded us that you can’t spell team without “me”, having thrown portions of his team under the proverbial bus for the past two seasons. But last night he earned some respect back, having only good things to say about the Patriots and Tom Brady and honestly seeming humble in victory. It was a pleasant surprise. Perhaps his friendship with Brady is rubbing in more ways than we know. When asked about the lack of respect he gets (you know, from fans like me!), he simply said, “I don’t play that card.” Well done, Peyton.

Tony Dungy as always was the epitome of class, and he and Belichick shared a pleasant post-game greeting on the field. Brady, Kevin Faulk and Tedy Bruschi all sought Peyton out after the game to wish him luck in the Super Bowl, and Peyton intentionally mentioned this after the game.

Don’t get me wrong…. I still hate the Colts. The Polian family is barely evolved from earth worms, and I am a Bears fan for the next two weeks.

No Excuses

The Patriots franchise has won three Super Bowls and each of those championship teams won in spite of serious injuries to key personnel. Injuries and sickness have never been an excuse or a factor in winning, so they shouldn’t be brought up in losing either. The Patriots’ message board resounded with cries of player illness and bad officiating from a few disgruntled “fans”.

Injuries? They happen…they are a part of the game. That’s why the Patriots have always fielded the best “teams” (meaning all 53 players) rather than bank on only the starters. The simple fact is that last night our second string defensive fill-ins were not good enough to stop the Colts’ attack. End of discussion.

Sickness? Exhaustion from the Chargers? Perhaps. Clearly some players had the flu during the week and others were tired from the previous game. But the Colts played last week too, in a hard fought physical contest. There is no handicap added to the score for being sick or tired. Again, end of discussion.

Poor officiating? Puh-leeeze. If you want to see bad officiating, go watch the video from last year’s playoff game against the Broncos. That wasn’t just bad; it was horrible, and in large part contributed to the Patriots loss. Some will point to five turnovers as the reason for losing last year, but at least two of those turnovers would have been negated by better officiating. The game last night was well officiated, and I thought the refs made a couple of gutsy (but correct) calls, both of which benefitted the Patriots. A few fans pointed to two calls — one a pass interference call that wasn’t made on a pass to the end zone, and another about a personal foul for roughing the passer for a player who barely tipped Manning’s helmet with his hand after Manning had released the ball. The PI call? Sure, it was bad but arguable. The personal foul? Players are prohibited from contact with the quarterbacks head…. the rule does not get into degrees of contact. In addition, the refs said that they had let several previous taps to the head go, but needed to get the Pats’ defenders to stay away from Peyton’s head. You don’t like the rule? Fine, change it. But the rule was applied correctly, just as correctly as when the now famous “tuck rule” call was made against the Raiders in January 2002. Suck it up and get over it.

The Off-Season

So our off-season begins today, and promises to be very active. The Patriots, like a number of other teams, have a fairly significant amount of salary cap room (around $30 million) and should be in a good position to retain good talent, as well as attract new talent. And we have two first-round draft picks.

The first priority has to be the re-signing of Head Coach Bill Belichick, who just completed his contract. While rumor and speculation suggest that the Kraft family might well be angry at Belichick for his extramarital affairs, I have to believe that the Krafts won’t let him get away, and will hopefully sign him for another 5 or 6 seasons.

As to players, the first priority in my view must be Cornerback Asante Samuel, who had a brilliant season and made several key plays yesterday, including an interception of Manning taken in for a touchdown. If I am Scott Pioli I would buy a wheel barrel, fill it with $100 bills and ask Mr. Samuel if that would be a good start. I am not kidding. The Patriots only pay top dollar to those people that are actually top at their position, such as Tom Brady and Richard Seymour. Asante Samuel belongs in this group, and may well rival Champ Bailey as the best corner in the league.

A quick (and I do mean quick) snapshot of our needs:

QB - We are fine. Brady and Cassel are a solid pair of quarterbacks. Don’t be surprised when Cassel eventually makes his mark on the NFL.

RB - Corey Dillon is on the wrong side of 30. Kevin Faulk had a great season, particularly at the end of the year and in the playoffs. Laurence Maroney showed some flashes, but needs to be more patient finding the holes to run through and needs to use his speed more to accelerate past defenders rather than just juking in place.

WR - Keep Gaffney, Keep Caldwell (despite yesterday, though I expect he won’t be brought back). Chad Jackson needs go get a healthy season in next year. After that, it’s pretty thin. We need to bring talent in at this position. I’d prefer a vet or two here as well.

TE - With Watson and Thomas in the fold, I am not expecting Daniel Graham back. While he is a solid TE, he has seemed pretty unhappy in New England and may well demand greater dollars than the Patriots are willing to pay. I’d be very surprised if he came back.

OL - When it comes to pass protection, this is a solid group of players with very serviceable back-ups. The problem comes in for the running game, where this group can be less than overpowering. Light is a good LT, but not a great one. It would be really nice to have the talent to move him to the right side. With two first round picks in April’s draft, never count the Patriots out of selecting an offensive lineman.

DL - This is the best 3-4 defensive line in the NFL with Seymour, Wilfork and Warren as starters and Jarvis Green and Mike Wright as the immediate back-ups. Depth is always good, but this is a young and talented group of players.

LB - Biggest need position. Bruschi (my favorite Patriot) is getting close to the end, and we still have not addressed our inside line-backing needs. Colvin and Vrabel are great on the outside, but the inside needs help. Getting one more season from Junior Seau would be great, but the fact is that we need youth in the linebacking corps. Tully Banta-Cain is a great back-up, but I don’t think he is going to make it as a starter. Same with Alexander, who had a good game yesterday. Izzo and the others are fine for special teams, but not for extended game time. We need an infusion of talent here now.

DB - Asante is the key to the cornerback situation. Bring him back and we have a solid 1-2 punch with him and Ellis Hobbs. Hobbs has made some great plays this season but has struggled against a few receivers… I think he is a solid #2. I don’t think he is ready to be #1 just yet. After that, it’s a dog fight at corner that could always use new talent. It’s worse at safety. Harrison may be done and is certainly far from 100%. Wilson is good, but he is no Harrison. We have serviceable guys back at safety, but could again benefit from a fresh infusion of talent.

ST - On special teams, we are set at kicker with Ghost, who showed some of the same “ice water in the veins” look as Adam Vinatraitor did for so many seasons. Josh Miller is a great punter if he is back and recovered, though Todd Sauerbrun did a great job in his place.

Well, that’s enough Pats information for now. The details of yesterday’s season-ending loss are below. No doubt I will have plenty of draft thoughts between now and April.


PATRIOTS

7

14

7

6

-

34

COLTS

3

3

15

17

-

38

Passing: Brady (21/34, 232 yds., 1 TD, 1 INT

Rushing: Dillon (7/48 yds., 1 TD)

Faulk (4/27 yds.)

Receiving: Watson (5/48 yds.)

Caldwell (4/46 yds.), Gaffney (3/37 yds., 1 TD)

Sacks: Alexander, Colvin, Vrabel

Interceptions: Samuel

Another Week, More Picks

OK, I haven’t blogged this week. This is what WoW will do to you if you’re not careful! That, and some personal news has had me somewhat salty and it has been best for me not to vent in the public eye.

Anyway, I will be doing a lot of updating today, including presidential candidates and a recap of last week’s game, which I will backdate to keep in order.

On with the games:

NFC Championship - New Orleans at Chicago

I’ll take the Saints’ offense any day of the week over the Bears, but the Bears have a superior defense, when they show up. Of late they have been giving up both yards and points, so they are vulnerable. And if the game comes down to a crucial play by Grossman or Brees, I’ll take Brees, thank you.

With all of that said, I see this being a tight game coming down to the last minute. While I WANT the Saints to win, I think the Bears’ defense will wake up and lead them back into the Super Bowl.

Prediction: Bears 24, Saints 23

AFC Championship: New England at Indianapolis

I am nervous primarily because the Patriots should win this game. They have been fantastic on the road this season and are not the same Patriots the Colts beat early in the season.

The last two games Indy has had the luxury of playing against teams with one-dimensional offenses… stop the running game (KC, Baltimore) and you win the game. But the Colts won’t be able to stuff eight guys into the box against the Patriots. The key in my mind is play-calling, a sore point all year. If the Pats come out with a balance of play-action, short passes, and pounding the middle, the Colts will be fortunate to make this game competitive. If the Pats come out with predictable play calls, it could be a long day.

But I think that the Patriots will be well-prepared for this game…

Prediction: Patriots 28, Colts 19

Last Week: 3-1
Season: 152-96 (61%)

This Weeks Picks

We have four very competitive games on tap this weekend.

Saturday

Indianapolis at Baltimore

Yes, I picked the Chiefs last week, but it was not a surprise that the Colts won. The Chiefs looked like they were surprised to be in the playoffs, and played like it too. No such luck this weekend for Indy. The Ravens’ defense is more than capable of shutting down the Colts, and the improved Ravens’ offense should exploit a weak Indy run defense… pay no mind to their being able to shut down the Chiefs last week.

Ravens 20, Colts 10

Philadelphia at New Orleans

This should be a tight one, and the Eagles are a dangerous team for the Saints to be playing. But in this game I expect Drew Brees to show more composure than Eli Manning, who made terrible reads against Philly last week and failed to exploit opportunities it was presented with. Westbrook will keep it close, but the Cinderella run is over.

Saints 17, Eagles 16

Sunday

Seattle at Chicago

Pay no mind to the Rex Grossman “situation” this week. Seattle, while starting to play better, isn’t prepared for the suffocating defense that the Bears will bring to shut down Matt Hasselbeck. Expect the Bears’ offense to run the ball hard on the “Hawks.

Bears 27, Seahawks 13

New England at San Diego

Everyone on earth is picking the Chargers, and for good reason. They have a tremendous offense and a solid defense against both run and pass. And they have LaDainian Tomlinson. So how could the Patriots possibly win this game? Because these are the kinds of games that the Patriots do win. Look for the Pats to have another solid offensive game plan, while doing everything they can to shut down LT. They will challenge Philip Rivers to beat them with his arm, and if there is one weakness on the Chargers’ team, that is it.

Patriots 28, Chargers 27

Last Week: 2-2
Season: 149-95 (61%)

AFC Championship Game: New England at Baltimore
NFC Championship Game: New Orleans at Chicago

George W. Bush to America —– Frack You

The bastard just doesn’t get it.

Tonight, President Bush not only said we will stay the course in Iraq, he (as expected) said we would dedicate another 20,000 troops to the morass. As though that number of troops has any hope of ending the sectarian violence in Iraq.

Then worse, he indicated that the United States would take assertive military action against Iranian and Syrian actions in Iraq. To that end, a carrier group has been ordered into the region. This is EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what the Baker-Hamilton Commission recommended take place. They advised that we must engage Iran and Syria in dialogue. Instead, the asshat will continue the go it alone gun-slinging approach that has accomplished absolutely nothing to date other than to get more than 3,000 American troops killed, more than 25,000 wounded, and led to the death of somewhere near half a million Iraqis.

What we finally heard was an acknowledgment that mistakes had been made. Not that he had made any, but that the responsibility for any mistakes rested with him. However, his solution is more of the same, and then some. In other words, more mistakes.

What we did not hear tonight, of course, was any admission that the idiot child lied through his teeth to invade Iraq and has been in complete denial about our failures there to date. We didn’t hear that every basis utilized for this war has proven to be false, and every prediction made by the White House and the administration’s apologists has failed to come to fruition.

What a surprise; another criminal who won’t admit his crimes.

It is Congress that MUST step up and challenge this president. Congress must reign in a president that has consistently exceeded his legal authority and dismantled the Constitution of the United States.

For those of you who missed the speech, here is the text:


THE WHITE HOUSE Office of the Press Secretary ________________________________________________________________ January 10, 2007
ADDRESS OF THE PRESIDENT TO THE NATION
As Prepared for Delivery

Good evening. Tonight in Iraq, the Armed Forces of the United States are engaged in a struggle that will determine the direction of the global war on terror - and our safety here at home. The new strategy I outline tonight will change America’s course in Iraq, and help us succeed in the fight against terror. When I addressed you just over a year ago, nearly 12 million Iraqis had cast their ballots for a unified and democratic nation. The elections of 2005 were a stunning achievement. We thought that these elections would bring the Iraqis together - and that as we trained Iraqi security forces, we could accomplish our mission with fewer American troops. But in 2006, the opposite happened. The violence in Iraq - particularly in Baghdad - overwhelmed the political gains the Iraqis had made. Al Qaeda terrorists and Sunni insurgents recognized the mortal danger that Iraq’s elections posed for their cause. And they responded with outrageous acts of murder aimed at innocent Iraqis. They blew up one of the holiest shrines in Shia Islam - the Golden Mosque of Samarra - in a calculated effort to provoke Iraq’s Shia population to retaliate. Their strategy worked. Radical Shia elements, some supported by Iran, formed death squads. And the result was a vicious cycle of sectarian violence that continues today. The situation in Iraq is unacceptable to the American people - and it is unacceptable to me. Our troops in Iraq have fought bravely. They have done everything we have asked them to do. Where mistakes have been made, the responsibility rests with me. It is clear that we need to change our strategy in Iraq. So my national security team, military commanders, and diplomats conducted a comprehensive review. We consulted Members of Congress from both parties, allies abroad, and distinguished outside experts. We benefited from the thoughtful recommendations of the Iraq Study Group - a bipartisan panel led by former Secretary of State James Baker and former Congressman Lee Hamilton. In our discussions, we all agreed that there is no magic formula for success in Iraq. And one message came through loud and clear: Failure in Iraq would be a disaster for the United States. The consequences of failure are clear: Radical Islamic extremists would grow in strength and gain new recruits. They would be in a better position to topple moderate governments, create chaos in the region, and use oil revenues to fund their ambitions. Iran would be emboldened in its pursuit of nuclear weapons. Our enemies would have a safe haven from which to plan and launch attacks on the American people. On September the 11th, 2001, we saw what a refuge for extremists on the other side of the world could bring to the streets of our own cities. For the safety of our people, America must succeed in Iraq. The most urgent priority for success in Iraq is security, especially in Baghdad. Eighty percent of Iraq’s sectarian violence occurs within 30 miles of the capital. This violence is splitting Baghdad into sectarian enclaves, and shaking the confidence of all Iraqis. Only the Iraqis can end the sectarian violence and secure their people. And their government has put forward an aggressive plan to do it. Our past efforts to secure Baghdad failed for two principal reasons: There were not enough Iraqi and American troops to secure neighborhoods that had been cleared of terrorists and insurgents. And there were too many restrictions on the troops we did have. Our military commanders reviewed the new Iraqi plan to ensure that it addressed these mistakes. They report that it does. They also report that this plan can work. Let me explain the main elements of this effort: The Iraqi government will appoint a military commander and two deputy commanders for their capital. The Iraqi government will deploy Iraqi Army and National Police brigades across Baghdad’s nine districts. When these forces are fully deployed, there will be 18 Iraqi Army and National Police brigades committed to this effort - along with local police. These Iraqi forces will operate from local police stations - conducting patrols, setting up checkpoints, and going door-to-door to gain the trust of Baghdad residents. This is a strong commitment. But for it to succeed, our commanders say the Iraqis will need our help. So America will change our strategy to help the Iraqis carry out their campaign to put down sectarian violence - and bring security to the people of Baghdad. This will require increasing American force levels. So I have committed more than 20,000 additional American troops to Iraq. The vast majority of them - five brigades - will be deployed to Baghdad. These troops will work alongside Iraqi units and be embedded in their formations. Our troops will have a well-defined mission: to help Iraqis clear and secure neighborhoods, to help them protect the local population, and to help ensure that the Iraqi forces left behind are capable of providing the security that Baghdad needs. Many listening tonight will ask why this effort will succeed when previous operations to secure Baghdad did not. Here are the differences: In earlier operations, Iraqi and American forces cleared many neighborhoods of terrorists and insurgents - but when our forces moved on to other targets, the killers returned. This time, we will have the force levels we need to hold the areas that have been cleared. In earlier operations, political and sectarian interference prevented Iraqi and American forces from going into neighborhoods that are home to those fueling the sectarian violence. This time, Iraqi and American forces will have a green light to enter these neighborhoods - and Prime Minister Maliki has pledged that political or sectarian interference will not be tolerated. I have made it clear to the Prime Minister and Iraq’s other leaders that America’s commitment is not open-ended. If the Iraqi government does not follow through on its promises, it will lose the support of the American people - and it will lose the support of the Iraqi people. Now is the time to act. The Prime Minister understands this. Here is what he told his people just last week: “The Baghdad security plan will not provide a safe haven for any outlaws, regardless of [their] sectarian or political affiliation.” This new strategy will not yield an immediate end to suicide bombings, assassinations, or IED attacks. Our enemies in Iraq will make every effort to ensure that our television screens are filled with images of death and suffering. Yet over time, we can expect to see Iraqi troops chasing down murderers, fewer brazen acts of terror, and growing trust and cooperation from Baghdad’s residents. When this happens, daily life will improve, Iraqis will gain confidence in their leaders, and the government will have the breathing space it needs to make progress in other critical areas. Most of Iraq’s Sunni and Shia want to live together in peace - and reducing the violence in Baghdad will help make reconciliation possible. A successful strategy for Iraq goes beyond military operations. Ordinary Iraqi citizens must see that military operations are accompanied by visible improvements in their neighborhoods and communities. So America will hold the Iraqi government to the benchmarks it has announced. To establish its authority, the Iraqi government plans to take responsibility for security in all of Iraq’s provinces by November. To give every Iraqi citizen a stake in the country’s economy, Iraq will pass legislation to share oil revenues among all Iraqis. To show that it is committed to delivering a better life, the Iraqi government will spend 10 billion dollars of its own money on reconstruction and infrastructure projects that will create new jobs. To empower local leaders, Iraqis plan to hold provincial elections later this year. And to allow more Iraqis to re-enter their nation’s political life, the government will reform de-Baathification laws - and establish a fair process for considering amendments to Iraq’s constitution. America will change our approach to help the Iraqi government as it works to meet these benchmarks. In keeping with the recommendations of the Iraq Study Group, we will increase the embedding of American advisers in Iraqi Army units - and partner a Coalition brigade with every Iraqi Army division. We will help the Iraqis build a larger and better-equipped Army - and we will accelerate the training of Iraqi forces, which remains the essential U.S. security mission in Iraq. We will give our commanders and civilians greater flexibility to spend funds for economic assistance. We will double the number of Provincial Reconstruction Teams. These teams bring together military and civilian experts to help local Iraqi communities pursue reconciliation, strengthen moderates, and speed the transition to Iraqi self reliance. And Secretary Rice will soon appoint a reconstruction coordinator in Baghdad to ensure better results for economic assistance being spent in Iraq. As we make these changes, we will continue to pursue al Qaeda and foreign fighters. Al Qaeda is still active in Iraq. Its home base is Anbar Province. Al Qaeda has helped make Anbar the most violent area of Iraq outside the capital. A captured al Qaeda document describes the terrorists’ plan to infiltrate and seize control of the province. This would bring al Qaeda closer to its goals of taking down Iraq’s democracy, building a radical Islamic empire, and launching new attacks on the United States at home and abroad. Our military forces in Anbar are killing and capturing al Qaeda leaders - and protecting the local population. Recently, local tribal leaders have begun to show their willingness to take on al Qaeda. As a result, our commanders believe we have an opportunity to deal a serious blow to the terrorists. So I have given orders to increase American forces in Anbar Province by 4,000 troops. These troops will work with Iraqi and tribal forces to step up the pressure on the terrorists. America’s men and women in uniform took away al Qaeda’s safe haven in Afghanistan - and we will not allow them to re-establish it in Iraq. Succeeding in Iraq also requires defending its territorial integrity - and stabilizing the region in the face of the extremist challenge. This begins with addressing Iran and Syria. These two regimes are allowing terrorists and insurgents to use their territory to move in and out of Iraq. Iran is providing material support for attacks on American troops. We will disrupt the attacks on our forces. We will interrupt the flow of support from Iran and Syria. And we will seek out and destroy the networks providing advanced weaponry and training to our enemies in Iraq. We are also taking other steps to bolster the security of Iraq and protect American interests in the Middle East. I recently ordered the deployment of an additional carrier strike group to the region. We will expand intelligence sharing - and deploy Patriot air defense systems to reassure our friends and allies. We will work with the governments of Turkey and Iraq to help them resolve problems along their border. And we will work with others to prevent Iran from gaining nuclear weapons and dominating the region. We will use America’s full diplomatic resources to rally support for Iraq from nations throughout the Middle East. Countries like Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan, and the Gulf States need to understand that an American defeat in Iraq would create a new sanctuary for extremists - and a strategic threat to their survival. These nations have a stake in a successful Iraq that is at peace with its neighbors - and they must step up their support for Iraq’s unity government. We endorse the Iraqi government’s call to finalize an International Compact that will bring new economic assistance in exchange for greater economic reform. And on Friday, Secretary Rice will leave for the region - to build support for Iraq, and continue the urgent diplomacy required to help bring peace to the Middle East. The challenge playing out across the broader Middle East is more than a military conflict. It is the decisive ideological struggle of our time. On one side are those who believe in freedom and moderation. On the other side are extremists who kill the innocent, and have declared their intention to destroy our way of life. In the long run, the most realistic way to protect the American people is to provide a hopeful alternative to the hateful ideology of the enemy - by advancing liberty across a troubled region. It is in the interests of the United States to stand with the brave men and women who are risking their lives to claim their freedom - and help them as they work to raise up just and hopeful societies across the Middle East. From Afghanistan to Lebanon to the Palestinian Territories, millions of ordinary people are sick of the violence, and want a future of peace and opportunity for their children. And they are looking at Iraq. They want to know: Will America withdraw and yield the future of that country to the extremists - or will we stand with the Iraqis who have made the choice for freedom? The changes I have outlined tonight are aimed at ensuring the survival of a young democracy that is fighting for its life in a part of the world of enormous importance to American security. Let me be clear: The terrorists and insurgents in Iraq are without conscience, and they will make the year ahead bloody and violent. Even if our new strategy works exactly as planned, deadly acts of violence will continue - and we must expect more Iraqi and American casualties. The question is whether our new strategy will bring us closer to success. I believe that it will. Victory will not look like the ones our fathers and grandfathers achieved. There will be no surrender ceremony on the deck of a battleship. But victory in Iraq will bring something new in the Arab world - a functioning democracy that polices its territory, upholds the rule of law, respects fundamental human liberties, and answers to its people. A democratic Iraq will not be perfect. But it will be a country that fights terrorists instead of harboring them - and it will help bring a future of peace and security for our children and grandchildren. Our new approach comes after consultations with Congress about the different courses we could take in Iraq. Many are concerned that the Iraqis are becoming too dependent on the United States - and therefore, our policy should focus on protecting Iraq’s borders and hunting down al Qaeda. Their solution is to scale back America’s efforts in Baghdad - or announce the phased withdrawal of our combat forces. We carefully considered these proposals. And we concluded that to step back now would force a collapse of the Iraqi government, tear that country apart, and result in mass killings on an unimaginable scale. Such a scenario would result in our troops being forced to stay in Iraq even longer, and confront an enemy that is even more lethal. If we increase our support at this crucial moment, and help the Iraqis break the current cycle of violence, we can hasten the day our troops begin coming home. In the days ahead, my national security team will fully brief Congress on our new strategy. If Members have improvements that can be made, we will make them. If circumstances change, we will adjust. Honorable people have different views, and they will voice their criticisms. It is fair to hold our views up to scrutiny. And all involved have a responsibility to explain how the path they propose would be more likely to succeed. Acting on the good advice of Senator Joe Lieberman and other key members of Congress, we will form a new, bipartisan working group that will help us come together across party lines to win the war on terror. This group will meet regularly with me and my Administration, and it will help strengthen our relationship with Congress. We can begin by working together to increase the size of the active Army and Marine Corps, so that America has the Armed Forces we need for the 21st century. We also need to examine ways to mobilize talented American civilians to deploy overseas - where they can help build democratic institutions in communities and nations recovering from war and tyranny. In these dangerous times, the United States is blessed to have extraordinary and selfless men and women willing to step forward and defend us. These young Americans understand that our cause in Iraq is noble and necessary - and that the advance of freedom is the calling of our time. They serve far from their families, who make the quiet sacrifices of lonely holidays and empty chairs at the dinner table. They have watched their comrades give their lives to ensure our liberty. We mourn the loss of every fallen American - and we owe it to them to build a future worthy of their sacrifice. Fellow citizens: The year ahead will demand more patience, sacrifice, and resolve. It can be tempting to think that America can put aside the burdens of freedom. Yet times of testing reveal the character of a Nation. And throughout our history, Americans have always defied the pessimists and seen our faith in freedom redeemed. Now America is engaged in a new struggle that will set the course for a new century. We can and we will prevail. We go forward with trust that the Author of Liberty will guide us through these trying hours. Thank you and good night.

Wednesday Windbags

Bush’s Bash

I can feel it coming in the air tonight… hold on…

I never thought I would quote Phil Collins in my blog, but here it comes. Tonight is the night that the idiot child reveals his “plan” for Iraq. This plan will amount to nothing more than an extension of “stay the course” and throw more money and American bodies at the problem. Here it comes.

Democrats will assail the plan, but will they have the intestinal fortitude to directly challenge the financing of the war? Will they have the courage to file articles of impeachment against this president for his violations of U.S. and international law, as well as war crimes? I seriously doubt they will do either.

Make no mistake… I have very liberal leanings and am much closer in philosophy to Democrats than Republicans, and see myself as a Democrat probably half the time, the other half being focused on being independent. But the Democrats can do what is right or they can do what is politically expedient. It’s a rhetorical question on which they shall choose.

I can’t hold Dubya solely accountable. The Bush clan only accounted for so many votes in the 2000 and 2004 elections, and a lot of those were in Texas. It’s you I hold accountable, if you are someone who voted for George Bush in either 2000 or 2004. Are you happy now? Can you honestly look at the results of this failed presidency and say that America is better off now than when Bill Clinton left office? And don’t slink out of here blaming 9/11 - not going to work. Bush’s policy and approach both fail any test independent of the 9/11 attacks.

I understand John Kerry wasn’t an “exciting” candidate, but he was better than Bush. And being a “flip-flopper” is a lot better than stubbornly sticking with a policy that has failed the American people. What being a “flip-flopper” was in Kerry’s case was that he was open to input and was willing to change his point of view if the facts supported it. That is a GOOD thing, people. At least he wouldn’t have surrounded himself with like-minded intellectual roadkill that marches only forward, even if it means going off a cliff.

And don’t even pretend that the idiot child was a better choice than Al Gore. Al is a policy wonk, and frankly I like having a policy wonk as president. Bill Clinton was a policy wonk, and got a lot done. Al Gore is still better than the Democratic field being assembled, and the idiot child doesn’t deserve comparison with someone so vastly his superior.

Congratulations, idiots.

Moron of the Moment

Let me acknowledge that this one is overdue, but I simply had too many morons to recognize last week. Today, let’s hear it for Nick Saban, who has become a recipient of the coveted Golden Momo.

Let’s look at some comments made by the former Miami Dolphins and new Alabama Crimson Tide head coach:

Dec. 11: “I’m not going anywhere.”

Dec. 21: “I’m not going to be the Alabama coach.” — Dolphins coach Nick Saban.

Jan. 3: “It took us a long time to get out of there, but we’re glad to be here.” — Terry Saban, wife of Alabama coach Nick Saban, to reporters upon arriving in Tuscaloosa Wednesday.

Jan. 4: “What I realized in the last two years is that we love college coaching.” — Alabama coach Nick Saban.

Saban was constantly asked about this topic and then blamed the media for his waffling. He gave a crystal clear assurance that he would not leave the ‘Phins after only two years, and then bolted anyway. The team is not in any better shape than we he got there, and he left the Dolphins organization with a heap of assistant coaches all locked into contracts for the next two years at more than six million dollars a year.

A Miami writer said it best:

“You know what he was as Dolphin coach? A failure. A loser. A gasbag. The tombstone on his Dolphin career reads, ‘Talked like a warrior, acted like a weasel.’ … He will be remember in these parts as a quitter and a liar.” — Miami Herald columnist Dan LeBatard.

Make no mistake; I hate the Dolphins not only as a division rival, but because they have too many obnoxious fans who still point to 1972-73 as proof of the team’s greatness. Like, what have you done in the last three decades? But no team and no owner deserve to be treated the way that Nick Saban treated them. Quitter and liar are good terms to use in summing him up.

2007

1/10/07 - Nick Saban
1/7/07 - The United States Army
1/5/07 - John McCain and Dan Burton
1/2/07 - George W. Bush

2006

12/27/06 - Peyton Manning
12/22/06 - Virgil Goode

Moron of the Moment: The U.S. Army

I was hoping to get through the weekend without finding another moron, but then I made the mistake of opening the newspaper this morning.

Just how desperate is the U.S. Army?

According to the Associated Press, the U.S. Army has acknowledged sending letters to 275 servicemen/women encouraging them to return to active duty.

What’s wrong with that?

They are all dead or seriously wounded in action.

Gee… do you imagine the letters go something like this…

Dear [insert name here]Please make arrangements to re-enlist. We know that you are [dead] or [seriously wounded], but do not feel that this in any way relieves you from the responsibility to spread democracy to Iraq. So you died [were seriously injured]….whoopie… so did 3,000 other people [insert 25,000 for wounded].

Sincerely,

The U.S. Army


Note that the Army “regrets any confusion” caused by this.

Um, yeah.

The Army has not commented on whether or not it plans to replace its slogan with “An Army of Undead”.

I’ve got another moron on the way, but would really like to finish the paper first!


2007

1/7/07 - The United States Army
1/5/07 - John McCain and Dan Burton
1/2/07 - George W. Bush

2006

12/27/06 - Peyton Manning
12/22/06 - Virgil Goode

Morons of the Moment: John McCain and Dan Burton

That’s right; today we have a tie!

First, we have Senator John McCain of Arizona. This once reasonable individual has taken such a hard turn to the right that he has become disconnected with reality, and seems to have trouble remembering what he has previously said in public.

Mr. McCain is calling for a surge of troops in Iraq that is “substantial and sustained” and claims that he always knew that this war was going to be a long and hard one. Newsflash, Mr. McCain: On at least three occasions in the month prior to the invasion, you stated publicly that the battle in Iraq would be easy and would not take long.

I can only assume that someone slipped the administration’s Kool-Aid into McCain’s coffee. It couldn’t be that McCain is simply trying to appeal to the 3 in 10 Americans that still think this war is a good idea. Mr. McCain, you are the walking definition of an asshat.

Next, we have Congressman Dan Burton of Indiana. Mr. Burton was the lone dissenting vote to a new ethics reform bill that prevents members of Congress from accepting meals, gifts, and travel from lobbyists. While most people recognize that this does not address some of the major ethical issues, most also recognize that it is a good first step.

But not Mr. Burton. Not the same Mr. Burton who has consistently sided with the oil companies, who has voted with big business against its employees, who previously voted to weaken ethics rules, who has voted to slash public funding of higher education, and who has voted the Republican party line 96% of the time.

Just one question for you, Mr. Burton… how are they keeping your body alive without a heart?

2007

1/5/07 - John McCain and Dan Burton
1/2/07 - George W. Bush

2006

12/27/06 - Peyton Manning
12/22/06 - Virgil Goode